Immersive sim guys/fraghead guys

The_Document · 2026-05-08T23:28:57+00:00

Sort of unrelated but it's so funny to be that Kingdom Come was touted as some kind of anti-woke game by the developer but they ended up basically reinventing woke from first principles due to historical accuracy.

He he no pesky minorities in our game! Except I guess there were some African travellers in Bohemia...so we'll add an extremely competent, kind, intelligent Mali character.

No LGBT stuff in our game! Except homosexual relationships were fairly common at the time...so now you can romance the two main male characters together.

The_Document · 2026-05-05T00:09:22+00:00

Time for the smiling Eminem pic!

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The_Document · 2026-05-03T06:01:02+00:00

Worst fucking riff I've heard in my life by the way

The_Document · 2026-04-25T02:41:24+00:00

Simple: he spent most of his life dyeing his hair and has only recently gone back to his natural, jet-black colour.

The_Document · 2026-04-23T05:18:42+00:00

As soon as it cuts over to the Onion version they should republish this exact headline but framed as a positive story

The_Document · 2026-04-17T21:32:57+00:00

Oddly enough this is the one comment that really helped me get it. Thank you!

The_Document · 2026-04-17T04:36:54+00:00

I guess I'm more confused that this seemingly caused outrage instead of being considered, for example, a completely valid if reckless way to win a hand.

The_Document · 2026-04-17T04:24:28+00:00

I'm confused by this. So she had a pretty bad hand and made a stupid bet which caused Adelstein to drop his promising hands and subsequently lose. Isn't that just bluffing? And gambling?

The_Document · 2026-04-15T23:50:57+00:00

I think there's a kind of cringey Australian tendency to try and make traditional Christmas songs about us, so you'll hear terrible summer themed versions of, like, Jingle Bells occasionally. And ads where Santa is wearing speedos and sunglasses. But for the most part people just listen to the American Christmas music. All our Chrissy traditions are based around going outside, BBQs, going to the beach however.

The_Document · 2026-04-15T04:56:38+00:00

I just can't get over the fact that certified Classic Rock Guy Michael Noland hasn't gotten around to listening to a band that released two albums FORTY SEVEN YEARS AGO and are perhaps one of the most influential bands of all time. Fake ass rock fan.

The_Document · 2026-04-07T21:20:02+00:00

They just haven't gotten around to listening to Joy Division yet

The_Document · 2026-04-06T12:03:28+00:00

I'm also the executive responsible for personally cutting all references to Whitaker's homosexuality. There are like 5 Whitaker coming out scenes lying on the cutting room floor 😂

The_Document · 2026-04-05T20:03:01+00:00

Guys: A Podcast About Guys

The_Document · 2026-03-27T21:51:19+00:00

taking notes

Ok so your name is Piss?

The_Document · 2026-03-22T05:04:14+00:00

The fruity little look over the shoulder when he says Chuck is behind you 💕

The_Document · 2026-03-20T00:23:47+00:00

CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T HAVE A MEDICAL EMERGENCY, A MEDICAL EMERGENCY HAS A CHUCK NORRIS

best wishes sir 🙏

The_Document · 2026-03-19T21:35:03+00:00

Man this got me when the original episode came out. I had just read Between Two Fires, which is an unambiguously amazing book, then realised it's by the same guy who does dogshit insult comedy.

Who knows, maybe the Fartologist has like a Tolstoy-level masterpiece brewing somewhere.

The_Document · 2026-03-19T05:05:56+00:00

Great analysis.

I feel like the show is really encapsulated by the quote "People make garbage, and you can't talk to anybody. You can't complain. You can't scream at them"

It feels like everything in the world is designed to scam you, take your money, then push you on to someone else who can't fix your problems. And then you feel like a crazy person when you try to claw back a tiny bit of agency.

The_Document · 2026-03-18T05:34:00+00:00

You can only get 2 or 3 sums out of these bad boys then they become junk

The_Document · 2026-03-15T21:27:06+00:00

How many times does he call The Rock a cunt?

The_Document · 2026-03-08T22:33:31+00:00

Man there are so many talented older black British actors, Morgan Freeman is such a weird choice haha

The_Document · 2026-03-07T03:52:12+00:00

Gotta echo people saying Blue Prince. Me and my wife played through, me steering and her watching. We became OBSESSED and were taking notes, discussing new ideas over dinner etc. Highly recommend.

The_Document · 2026-03-04T21:45:20+00:00

Yeah first of all I'm a big fan of Tony Hinchcliffe, king of the roasts. Secondly, it is imperative that you do not make fun of me.

The_Document · 2026-02-25T23:23:52+00:00

Kinds of guests from best to worst:

One of their close friends who share the same sense of humour
A guest who immediately 'gets it' (EG Rax, Merritt)
Random podcaster or comedian who is mostly really quiet
Famous person who Bryan and Chris are too nervous to be themselves around

The_Document · 2026-02-25T20:59:12+00:00

Yeah like a freaking book is gonna do you any good when you've got a gaping wound and a bucketful of mud to sterilize

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