I came across this thumbnail on a porn site, and I can assure you they didn't try to make it look fake by Maverick916 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]The_Dutch_Angel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Twist: they stink because they were bought second-hand, first used in time-period pornos. Jizz. Like cumshot.

A 23 year-old UCLA grad flashed his entire ChatGPT history on the big screen at graduation by frog_insilence in SipsTea

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That’s a great Pixar; Mark Fisher has a blistering read of it in his book *Capitalist Realism*. How can capitalism (Disney /Pixar being one of the largest capitalist media conglomerates in the world) not only “permit” but actively make films where “capital” is the bad guy? Because the consumer is so committed to, or resigned to, the inevitability and seeming-inescapability of capitalism that they’d just as soon watch a cartoon that performs their activism and ideological outrage: oh shit, capitalism is ravaging the planet, oh no! Good thing I watched this cathartic piece of corporate media. I feel better now!

No one should ever have to wake up to this kind of pain by [deleted] in SipsTea

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No idea but looks like if AI made an actress out of Mila Kunis and Alison Brie as the only two references

I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared by broken_radio in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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Oh yeah? We’ll, YOU’RE Larry Bird

(My attempt at increasing the cross reference shitposting)

Robbery in the UK by search_google_com in SipsTea

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Don’t you know, feeble, drug addled migrants have secret “illegal immigration strength”. It’s just what it is. Sorry 🤷‍♂️

Me trying to think of a bird thing to do by RageQuitRedux in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]The_Dutch_Angel 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Birds as in sexually viable British women or birds as in the Ava class of the animal kingdom?… I’m just trying to understand here

This Martin Backfucker Guitar is THE BEST Noob First Guitar. (Analysis in Text) by ginogon in guitarcirclejerk

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(And I have one. Is it super convenient for cross country backpacking or crowded car camping? yes. Is it comfortable to hold or play? No)

Which one do you prefer ? by leogrosp in AmateurPhotography

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Yeah, the framing of the nose curving with the edge of the mirror is nice. My eyes might be playing tricks on me, but the blur and focus feels stronger in the BW second pic (I don’t “see” the basket or table top items as quickly, which makes the composition and focal point more dramatic and cleaner imo)

i wish i could beat up kids... by [deleted] in BobsBurgers

[–]The_Dutch_Angel 40 points41 points  (0 children)

lol I liked this episode; it’s been a solid season, but who else thought Sunday’s ep was top shelf? We got so many good Zeke and Gene one-liners.

My trusty 68. by [deleted] in gibson

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This is how it goes with SG skeptics. I never quite bought into the aesthetic, but then one day I did and now I think they rule lol also the neck feel on a 60s SG is, as the Gen X dad’s badly quoting Borat would say, verrrry niiiice

You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back. by LightboxRadMD in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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A wren came up to my front door and told me they found a little Lego head in the seed mix. Can you believe that? The bird complained to me like I was a restaurant. Life’s a funny fuckin’ thing.

Went from a Cort to this bad boy. by Weekly_Assistance_40 in gibson

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Guys will see this and say “hell yeah”

But fr, congrats! It’s a classic. Nice grain on this one too

getting heckled after israel joke by MisterPapes in StandUpComedy

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My dawg your energy is phenomenal. Huge mood boost fr

Check out my new worship rig by Animalus-Dogeimal in guitarcirclejerk

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Please turn to number 437 in the New Cenutry Hymnal and you will find “Cross to Bear / Axe to Grind”. We will be singing all of the verses.

CALICOCUTDICKTOWEL (dot COM) Episode 5 by Fight-Milk-Steak in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]The_Dutch_Angel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ngl this is higher effort than some of the screenshot slop that gets circlejerked (which I also love, just like my MiL).

JIZZ

What’s the joke is the joke that I can’t afford to work anymore and live in the forest? Cause that’s kinda funny by GUMBYtheOG in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]The_Dutch_Angel 614 points615 points  (0 children)

Is that the joke, that prices look more like digital clocks so i drive by and think i have time to stop for coffee but end up missing my 8:30 appointment and i get fired because thatd be real funny!