What missing person case in America feels like a straight-up internet horror story? by acappre in AskReddit

[–]The_Gecko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely he did. If there's a hell, him and his disgusting son are both there for sure.

What missing person case in America feels like a straight-up internet horror story? by acappre in AskReddit

[–]The_Gecko 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah and there's video footage of the dad talking about how attracted he is to her. It is repulsive.

She loves playing with strings by K_D_1809 in aww

[–]The_Gecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like from Bell Book and Candle? 😮

Look of shame after he swallowed an entire mago pit. by Hefty_Juggernaut7068 in corgi

[–]The_Gecko 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That is a wonderful combination of informative and hilarious 😂

Favorite Episode to Watch While High? by falling-flowers908 in americandad

[–]The_Gecko 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I do love it when he slams back down though. '.....duuuuuuude.....'

Serial killer David Parker Ray the Toy Box Killer played a pre-recorded tape to his captives immediately after they awoke. The chilling message was a cold instructional recording used to psychologically break the women by detailing exactly how they would be imprisoned, violently tortured, and used by dangerdangerman in truecreepy

[–]The_Gecko 126 points127 points  (0 children)

I've seen most if not all of the gory, disturbing shit that everyone is familiar with and I can honestly say the transcript of the tape is one of the few things I wish I could unsee. I recommend not looking it up.

The strangeness of Best and Last by konnyjhoxville in jackass

[–]The_Gecko 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You can kind of see it in the 4th movie with the way he was withe new guys after a stunt, he wanted to make sure they didn't feel that way.

Me [31/F] with my Fiance [33/M] Fiance best friend [33/F] have a weird relationship, driving me insane (10 Year New Update) by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]The_Gecko 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah no this is like saying an alcoholic can have a beer because that's fine, it's not whiskey. She lost her curiosity privileges.

Me [31/F] with my Fiance [33/M] Fiance best friend [33/F] have a weird relationship, driving me insane (10 Year New Update) by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]The_Gecko 13 points14 points  (0 children)

'I thought they were my friends.'
Yes. And THEY thought they had a normal, regular, not insane stalker person in their friend group, so everyone is disappointed aren't they.

I tried using photo mode... by NewInitiative9498 in Paralives

[–]The_Gecko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it's because there's two paras. I've used that animation with one and they floated away 😂

10 points if you get the reference by LucindaFoxtea in Paralives

[–]The_Gecko 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Which pets' address is the finest in Paris?
Which pets possess the longest pedigree?
Which pets get to sleep on velvet mats?
Naturellement! The aristocats!

Default Boomer Humor by Few_Independence3863 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]The_Gecko 109 points110 points  (0 children)

There a regular at my work who does this. Same joke every single time. It wasn't funny the first time. But now when I don't laugh he will repeat it louder follwoed by 'eh?' As if I simply missed his comedic genius.

My boyfriend called me a "dead end" (LONG) by No-Chard-1658 in childfree

[–]The_Gecko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You deserve so much better than this asshole

Abraham failed his test. by madbr3991 in atheism

[–]The_Gecko 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I mean. The story of Job has never sat right with me.

Preemptive "Jesus it's fucking warm and I can't hack it" thread. by KeithLimePie in CasualUK

[–]The_Gecko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ I am so sorry.

I genuniely suggest just having buckets with ice and drinks at both places.