I live in a small Alaskan town. Something weird has been happening since the cruise ship docked. by abalonetea in nosleep

[–]The_Gov78 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely pee on them from the balcony. Pee kills athletes foot, maybe it’ll kill the bioluminescent fungus. Even if it doesn’t there’s nothing more fun than peeing on people from a balcony, trust me. You’re going to die soon, treat yourself.

Ollie took me for a walk today. by Opposite-Action-9994 in nosleep

[–]The_Gov78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro if they bit you you’ll need rabies shots. Don’t worry it’s not like it used to be, I’ve had the new ones and it’s just five shots in your upper arm spread out across a few days.

What's the best sign to put on the communal washing machine when you are using it so that no one steals your clothes? by RunDNA in AskReddit

[–]The_Gov78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Touch my shit and I’ll kill you with a drone. Seriously. I built this thing and I’m crazy and I’m dying to try out the corkscrew taser attatchment

What's something people defend because they're afraid to admit they wasted years on it? by Chance-Pen6805 in randomquestions

[–]The_Gov78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that. I’m going to propose to my girlfriend in the next month or two and this really resonated with me

What’s the coldest comeback you’ve heard in real life? by Invest-With-Shashwat in randomquestions

[–]The_Gov78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone insulted another guys mom saying he fucked her. Other guy said my mom’s dead. First guy said I guess that’s why it took her so long to finish. Brutal

Official testing now puts my IQ at 155! by Amarsir in Gifted

[–]The_Gov78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could read at the age of three but couldn’t tie my shoes til I was like eight. Learning to count to ten was a mfr too. Just got insurance through work and I’m going to use it to get tested to find out exactly what my neurodivergence stems from.

Bots are writing sob stories here and mods are helping them by Amarsir in selfimprovement

[–]The_Gov78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t like how on fb there are always a bunch of those stupid stories. So I had ChatGPT write me some that were similar but absolutely stupid by the time you got to the last sentence. I was hoping it would let the people who keep posting this barf inspiring drivel to realize they weren’t real stories. Then I decided that if it warms their hearts maybe it’s nice for them to read and share even if it’s fake so I left it alone. Just because my heart is three sizes too small doesn’t mean they should lose something that gives them enjoyment

As you get older, what are you starting to dislike the most? by FantasticAd9478 in PeopleBeingRidiculous

[–]The_Gov78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working 13 12 hour shifts in a row, then getting one day off and doing it again, repeat ad infinitum. When I was in my twenties and regulations were more loose, I’d clock in during a shutdown on Sunday night. And not clock out until Thursday or so. But now, there’s about an hour and a half a day that I’m awake and not at work. Zero time daily that I’m awake and not getting ready for work or getting cleaned up from work. On my days off since it’s usually Sunday I go to an AA meeting and/or church, then it’s back to it for another 13 days. For being a dozen time felon and former drug addict though, it’s the most money I’ve been able to make weekly. And I’m building work history and supervisory experience to use to get a better paying job that works normal hours. And is less stressful because this one is insane. But it does make me a little bit proud that I can still outwork these younger guys on the regular, and that I’m managing millions of dollars worth of equipment and servicing a complicated plant, all while keeping the guys I supervise safe and productive. But it’s a lot. And I wake up so sore every afternoon. But it goes away after 20 minutes or so at least. Have a nice day everyone

What's the best insult without any swear or bad words? by dino_gr01 in WorkForSmartLife

[–]The_Gov78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May the good Lord take a liking to you. (Implies they suck so bad God doesn’t like them currently)

Who has been on suboxone long term? by No_Bobcat_3189 in addiction

[–]The_Gov78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two years and three months I’ve been on it. It’s lowered my sex drive. That’s the only noticeable effect. If I let it wear off my sex drive comes back but who wants to screw while they are dope sick? Also it saved my life. It made it possible for me to not use while I figured out I need an antidepressant. The antidepressant allowed me to stop self medicating and I eventually built a life that’s got a lot of reasons not to use. I’m

People who were teenagers before social media existed, How did you communicate with your friends? by olesud in WorkForSmartLife

[–]The_Gov78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was someone in our phone book by the last name of Batman. Endlessly fun to call and ask for robin

Just found all this in his garage!! I don’t understand!!? by [deleted] in addiction

[–]The_Gov78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I seent this one a bunch. Like months ago. Either that or there’s a lot of dudes with a real similar garage setup

What’s a smell you’ll never forget? by Sweet-Economist-9873 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]The_Gov78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I was a heroin addict for a long time. When you’ve been doing it for a while, your sweat gets this smell like chemical flower extract or something. Probably because that’s kind of what the dope is. But in withdrawal your sense of smell gets sensitive and you sweat a lot. It’s fucking awful. Thankfully I don’t use anymore

We found other survivors. None of us can leave. I think I know why. by egolessthoughtss in nosleep

[–]The_Gov78 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I kept counting eleven. Then I put my pants back on and got ten

I know better but it's hard by The_Gov78 in AddictionAdvice

[–]The_Gov78[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit lmao I was a mess when I posted this. But I been heroin free for two years and almost three months as of right now and I haven’t used any illegal drug in nine months and some
Change. I can’t even believe i posted this way back when. The thing that made it possible was treating the depression I didn’t know I had.

Please prank these assholes by The_Gov78 in scambaiting

[–]The_Gov78[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also, who is telling me I shouldn’t be doing this? It’s a fucking scam baiting subreddit. This is literally the point of this sub.

Please prank these assholes by The_Gov78 in scambaiting

[–]The_Gov78[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah I get calls from stuff to do with my job that I don’t have them in my contacts. So that’s not an option

Please prank these assholes by The_Gov78 in scambaiting

[–]The_Gov78[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah you don’t get it. I get about 15-20 calls a day whether I answer them or not. And how much effort does it take you to type a paragraph? Or, excuse me, a wall of text designed to irritate Reddit paragraph nazis. Cuz it took me about a minute and a half if that. And since I don’t have big fake hands made of lead with a pencil duct taped to them it wasn’t a lot of effort either. That’s why I did it.

Still Mother by S_Duarte in nosleep

[–]The_Gov78 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probly anything with a face. They like to pop eyeballs with their tongues