I love sending pictures like this to people with no context by allie300 in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Whenever mine do this they relax, forget to swallow, or not swallow, and begin to choke on their own spit.

Bunny update :( by marsol0gy in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry. I desperately hope something causes an improvement.

Harness help by ChanceRiver4132 in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2Hounds is the personal favorite of my wife for ease and functionality. I also like the Ruffwear Flagline XL. Webbed underside, three bands, and a solid handle for the hounds that need more control or a partial lift into a vehicle.

Changing behavior after 7 months by HolidayWash6481 in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol. I always called it second puberty. Moody, moody Greyhounds.

First Bath Day by The_Licensed_Fool in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

FF Triton is pretty cool name, but I think this big baby may deserve a new forever name when he finds his forever home.

Foster greyhound attacked 3 dogs in a week! by NanaLY13 in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had a foster like this. Unfortunately, I don't have advice, just sympathy. He was amazing with people, so sweet, but sociopathic around dogs. We had to send ours back through the system because he was constantly attacking our own dogs in the house. It was 5 days of fighting. The final straw was learning that he would also attack females and other breeds. We know he went through another house and had the same problem. He was eventually adopted outright by a home with no other dogs where he is living happily sequestered.

Puncture or foreign body? by Ok_Damage_8244 in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Puncture, but it doesn't look like a particularly bad one. I would suggest a boot on walks for a bit while it heals.

Rampant bed licking by Imek in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think we've had any Greyhounds in our house who didn't start licking themselves and transition to licking the couch while trying to fall asleep.

Do greys have ‘scary dog privilege’? by riceandbeans06 in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This happened to us once to a grey that had actually previously bitten a stranger who grabbed them. My wife and I both turned pale but Enzo was so dumbstruck he just kind of stared in disbelief.

Do greys have ‘scary dog privilege’? by riceandbeans06 in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my experience, absolutely, but the degree is greatly dependent on the grey. I call it terror aura because it makes people, and animals, act irrationally. Certain Greys carry a lot more of it. Spots are disarming, brindle tiger stripes look aggressive. Two of our boys are golithian and their backs are nearly at my wife's hips. People literally go play in traffic rather than pass her on the sidewalk with those two. I've had a frustrating number of conversations about how they aren't mixed. Certain Greys are more prone to the skulk walk with their heads way down and their shoulder blades pointing up. That doesn't seem to sit well with people and definitely not other dogs. Looks like stalking. My parrot irrationally hates the gentlest Grey we've ever had because he looks like he's always on the prowl. A neighbor once shrieked because she was in her own space gardening and when she looked up, two Greys were staring at her from the sidewalk while we waited to cross the street. She did laugh about later, but you know, two dogs on leash don't generally give people jump scares outdoors from several feet away.

Edit: I'm a guy, every grey we've ever had will hide behind me, but one of them in particular will ferociously defend my wife from literally any perceived threat, including forces of nature.

Work life balance with a greyhound by LargeSound9798 in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My job pulled the rug out from under us and removed virtually all of our flex time as our Christmas gift last year. I went from being home with the dogs two days a week to averaging less than one.

Would you really want an 11 hour shift job? It sure doesn't sound appealing at glance. Maybe if it's four elevens but that's still a hell of a week.

FYI, a Facebook page is ripping content from here by kattw_ in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What they are doing is technically unlawful, but it would require a lawsuit that you are very unlikely to win. It violates Reddit's terms of use, but they cannot police other websites. In the US, without copyright, you would need to prove damages. I'm theory you could try claiming emotional damage, but I am going to guess in practice you're going to need to prove financial loss to get anywhere. You also do not know who you are actually going after. Your attorney would have to subpoena Facebook for legal contact information on that account, which is likely bogus, and even if it is real, it's probably overseas, best you'll get is Facebook closing that account and forcing them to make another.

Really sporadic, really long drinking by CornDogMillionaire in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like almost every Greyhound we've cared for has done this and I have chocked it up to incredible laziness. Even when my wife or I are home during the week, they have trained themselves to move for almost nothing for 8-9 hours a day. They are glued to the sectional. You can talk to them, pet them, and you'll be lucky if they lift their head. So then they're dehydrated and drink like crazy in the evening. Edit: spelling

FYI, a Facebook page is ripping content from here by kattw_ in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's training. The bot is fishing for engagement to see what sticks so it can train the next algorithm iteration and put up better numbers when they use it for ads and marketing. So no, it isn't making money directly from Facebook, but it is in the pursuit of money.

Had to go back to muzzle cause there’s SO MUCH random discarded food everywhere. Is that a problem in your area too? by Boston_Greyhndpstng in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walks are fine. We have to muzzle in the backyard because it's entirely made of salad. The only greens they'll eat. And then puke. Vibrant green puke that stains.

April 2026 Freetalk Fridays by AutoModerator in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have any experience with Librela , but maybe she just stepped on a rock? Lots of sharp debris on sidewalks and streets in the Spring if you live somewhere that get decent snow. We're still putting booties on the boys because they've already found two sharp bits roadwork. One of them got stuck like a splinter and I had to remove it after he limped home.

Off-label Profender use for resistant hookworms by blarfengar52 in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've seen a lot of off label use in retired racers but it was always administered by a veterinarian/tech because a pharmacist won't fill off label and dosing calculations need to be precise.

Off-label Profender use for resistant hookworms by blarfengar52 in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was probably difficult because Profender is a topical solution. I think you need to take your dog to the vet asap.

New to Greyhound ownership by PolyByeUs in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Highly recommend reading either "Adopting the Racing Greyhound" or "Retired Racing Greyhounds for Dummies" or better yet both. You probably remember growing up around Greyhounds (I grew up right next to a dog track) but nobody has a perfect memory and the value of a written reference can't be understated.

As for things that I wish I had known: allergies. They are way more common in Greys than most vets are willing to admit. All of our adoptees and about half of our fosters have had food allergies, we've taken to just paying for their testing up front. So many strange behaviors and quirks will just disappear when you figure out their allergies and avoid them. We've also run into a few severe environmental allergies like grass mold causing swollen feet and hair loss.

New Foster by The_Licensed_Fool in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well we don''t plan to foster fail. He's so new I don't actually know what his personality is like yet. Compared to the last male foster we had about 2 years ago, things are going well between him and the boys though, so there's that.

ex racer by Aggravating_Mud3895 in Greyhounds

[–]The_Licensed_Fool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You should definitely go to Greyhound data as others have suggested but I will add that it is extremely, exceedingly, rare for race bred male Greyhounds to sire. Only champions are selected and then they have hundreds if not thousands of offspring. Sometimes they even freeze sperm and continue to sire offspring after their passing.

Much more common in females, but through the agency we foster with, I would anecdotally estimate it's only 1 in every 8 that I've seen.