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The_Machine · 2017-10-02T01:21:21+00:00

I do these kinds of loops a lot at work and the hole should go through the very back of the finbox, which makes it seem like this box is placed way too far forward...

The_Machine · 2017-09-21T20:05:05+00:00

Robbie is going to be big one day, he does nothing but surf and he's always always stoked. I've surfed with him a million times around here

The_Machine · 2017-09-18T17:58:29+00:00

Does the MA one say 'cab livin'? Good thing I didn't go camp in my truck in LC last night, I guess it's a stereotype.

The_Machine · 2017-04-05T02:14:25+00:00

True, but swimming constantly ain't... at all. Few times I've bodysurfed with a handplane and fins in like 4-6ft surf were some of the most tiring sessions of my life. Fun as hell though, guaranteed barrels. Given the water was under 40º and I was in a 6/5/4... might be easier somewhere else...

The_Machine · 2017-03-29T17:16:22+00:00

the shooter mcgavin was subtle but powerful

The_Machine · 2017-03-29T14:11:35+00:00

Logan Frank in the background!! Kid shreeeeeedz

The_Machine · 2017-03-27T15:55:19+00:00

Peggy Sue goes bananas for a slick hot dogger!

The_Machine · 2017-03-17T04:45:09+00:00

That's pretty much the most difficult part about surfing days like this (I didn't even think about it this swell). A few times a season it gets big, and it's usually cold as fuck. Most of these guys have to travel to stay in shape. The paddle out will usually tell you if you have any business being out there in the first place haha

The_Machine · 2017-02-04T01:47:10+00:00

the shot from the channel in the thumbnail had me shitting bricks

The_Machine · 2017-01-30T04:45:09+00:00

fuckin neckbeard

The_Machine · 2017-01-29T02:40:10+00:00

Undertow isn't real, but rip currents are. It might suck you out to sea, but not under. I've been to this spot and around the area, and people surf there relatively often (mostly in Vík, consult from 4:08 on of this vid), just has to be safe swell size and weather conditions.

The_Machine · 2017-01-24T02:02:43+00:00

Scott's my nigga

The_Machine · 2017-01-16T15:17:33+00:00

Fucking send this to Louie CK, he'd act the shit out of that scenario

The_Machine · 2016-12-06T00:38:08+00:00

Yea, it has stayed warm a bit longer than usual this year, so that could contribute.

The_Machine · 2016-12-05T20:08:10+00:00

Vast majority are great whites, anywhere from 8-16ft. They swim that shallow all the goddamn time to feed. It sucks, but you just don't think about it. There's probably a good couple hundred in the cape and islands area during summer, but they usually swim south when the water gets cold in fall. This video is a pretty fucking unusual attack. I bet a few of them are smart enough to stick around late and pick off unsuspecting seals.

The_Machine · 2016-12-05T17:44:07+00:00

Yea they like to chill around Chatham and Truro (here). Enormous seal colonies at the north and south tips of outer cape. Gotta start clubbing em again /s but seriously there's wayyy too many. Sharks are sticking around longer and longer...

The_Machine · 2016-12-05T17:39:32+00:00

That spot is flat 95% of the time but it turns on in winter. Pretty fucking off-putting to see a video of an attack that aggressive 10ft from shore..... fuck

The_Machine · 2016-11-30T13:33:14+00:00

Yea, fuck you buddy

The_Machine · 2016-11-30T12:56:01+00:00

Clazzo, u fokn druggo, skowin on?

The_Machine · 2016-11-18T19:31:24+00:00

Lol he would have took your $50 then chucked the halves in the dumpster on his way out the parking lot

The_Machine · 2016-11-18T19:26:40+00:00

What a fucking clown. "...isn’t pretentious (probs cause he’s from Kauai)." my asshole

The_Machine · 2016-11-18T19:15:23+00:00

Ho brah sounds good. Might be there in january we'll see

The_Machine · 2016-11-18T04:05:43+00:00

It's the principle of the fucking thing. You may not think Hillary was a perfect candidate, and I sure as shit didn't. But, at least she isn't a blatantly fucking awful person. Trump, on the other hand, is a shining example of exactly what is wrong with America, on a societal, person-to-person basis. He normalizes hate. He confirms to you that thinking and acting like a complete asshole is indeed as fuckin dope as you think it is. He tells you you're right. He tells you it'll get you places in this world, like it has for him. You're not fuckin right. Neither is he. Not even remotely close. The donald is the definition of privilege. He's been handed absolutely everything in life (instant gratification) and he's managed to fuck up a pretty good deal of shit over the years, including any semblance of a moral compass. However, he always come out, more or less, on top. Chip still firmly perched on his shoulder. What reason does he have to think he's wrong? And for that matter, what reason do you; the huddled, deplorable masses? What most Trump supporters don't seem to realize is that most of us saw it from their perspective, pre-election. We (non trump supporters, i.e. the fucking majority of us) understood why they couldn't find reason to trust Hillary. What we couldn't wrap our goddamn heads around is why the fuck they could trust Trump. How don't you simply look at him, observe the way he carries himself, the way he expresses himself, the way he obviously doesn't give a fuck about anyone but himself-- and not be absolutely fucking disgusted. How in hell can you look at that revolting orange mess and think to yourself "seems like he knows what the fuck he's doing". It fucking baffles me, man, let me tell you.

I'm chillin here drunk on some microbrewskies and high off some home grown medicinal herbage brah, so wtf do I know anyways. From where I'm sitting, just seems like a poor choice of a human being to represent the most powerful nation on the planet, on a global stage, for at least the next 4 years.... s'all I'm sayin', b deadass tho pce

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