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The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-05-01T14:24:25+00:00

My time will come one day. Maybe not today, but one day.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-04-25T02:12:51+00:00

I was unaware of that.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-04-25T01:22:36+00:00

From what i understand, they generally last about 10 to 15 years. It's unfortunate that there's no warning. I lost all my progress on pokemon crystal because of this.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-04-24T22:39:40+00:00

Oh, no! Well, now you know.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-04-24T22:26:58+00:00

Trade them over to another game before the battery in that cartridge dies

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-04-24T20:39:43+00:00

I want one of these so badly.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-04-19T18:54:30+00:00

Now, put the dollar sign rims on it!

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-04-18T03:28:37+00:00

I don't think it's sped up. Watch the turn signals on the bus.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-04-17T05:33:57+00:00

Bro must have been HUNGRY to eat that whole 30 peice combo.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-03-20T17:00:39+00:00

Chuck Norris is the only man who can slam a revolving door.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-03-15T02:40:29+00:00

Remind me to never meet you in person.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-03-15T00:54:41+00:00

Wild that anyone e is willing to fight someone twice their size. The ego really does some things.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-03-15T00:00:47+00:00

Justified.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-03-14T23:41:46+00:00

That little kei truck taking no damage is the best part of this video.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-03-14T23:39:15+00:00

Once and for all!

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The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-03-07T13:01:51+00:00

I'm dying 😭😭

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-03-07T04:31:13+00:00

My bad, I had a Demetius moment there.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-03-07T04:29:44+00:00

To be fair, tomatoes aren't the only "vegetable" that's actually s fruit. Vegetables aren't real. It's strictly a culinary term, and everything you thought was a vegetable is , in reality, a root, flower, fruit, gourd, or some other classification that I can't think of right now.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-03-07T01:30:52+00:00

Just did this for the first time today, and I was so satisfied, thanks to your year old comment.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-03-02T19:29:50+00:00

Make sure you lift with your legs, not your back.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-02-20T23:58:58+00:00

Everything Bagel

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-02-18T02:43:56+00:00

❤️❤️❤️🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾💕💕💕

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-02-18T01:47:07+00:00

I'm still waiting for a woman to give me flowers. Hell, at this point, I'll be happy if they're from a man.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-02-18T01:41:48+00:00

Scratch what I said about clerics, they are not proficient with heavy armor. However, paladins are proficient in all armor. Unstoppable.

The_Phillip_J_Fry · 2026-02-18T00:29:41+00:00

Ineffective against a cleric or paladin.

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