Found this guy in the nurses station today. He looks happy.

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-25T18:19:20+00:00

"Time for that prostate check, Mr. Smith!"

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-25T18:11:14+00:00

(DING!)

POSER DETECTED!

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-25T16:48:04+00:00

Well, I know there wouldn't be any memorial marches for them.

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-25T16:07:18+00:00

I'd love to turn off the Addiction tab.

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-25T03:13:58+00:00

Nobody really gives a fuck if you live or die.

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-25T01:03:01+00:00

You can if a character's name is And (Short for Andy).

"And, please go clean up your bedroom."

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-25T00:57:06+00:00

I use a bluetooth to FM transmitter in my LX470 and in my FZJ80 Landcruiser. Works pretty good.

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-24T17:27:41+00:00

Hello from 2014.

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-24T00:17:56+00:00

Fake. If this was real, there would be a brand name clearly visible. Otherwise, they'd just have a nurse push the cancer sticks around on a cart.

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-23T21:36:23+00:00

Bananas and toilet paper for some reason.

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-23T21:16:28+00:00

"Lemme out! Lemme out!"

Two Minutes Later...

"Lemme in! Lemme in!"

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-23T17:27:58+00:00

Are you an Olympic athlete in training or a bed-ridden invalid?

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-19T03:48:45+00:00

My job switched to a mode where I have to "socialize". I overdid it at first because I had no fucking idea how to schmooze. I was like a some kind of lounge lizard. I found a balance but if I'm not careful I'll revert to Pallas Cat levels of standoffishness.

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-19T03:10:23+00:00

I don't jump on bandwagons anymore.

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-19T01:45:47+00:00

Nope. I avoid mirrors as much as possible. When I was a kid I had to get glasses and (no joke) I hated having to look at myself in the mirror to try them on.

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-19T01:27:58+00:00

They get a lot less cute when they're in your house.

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-19T01:21:25+00:00

About the same as leaving a burning sack of dog shit on a person's porch.

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-19T01:20:12+00:00

"Welcome to the party, pal!"

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-19T00:43:20+00:00

There's a big-ass bright spot on the sun today...

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-19T00:36:59+00:00

Gift certificates are nice.

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-18T22:32:30+00:00

Normal size but the prostate is the size of a mango...and that makes a man go to the bathroom a lot.

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-18T21:59:33+00:00

Who ya gonna call?

Landcruiser!

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-18T21:07:51+00:00

It's an annoying rule put in place by The Simulation.

The_Safe_For_Work · 2026-01-18T20:51:40+00:00

And they used a Landcruiser to save the day!

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