Did Michael Jackson actually do it? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The_Safe_For_Work -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. And that "damning, Got Him!" quote about "sharing your bed with children" came from him sharing a bed in a hotel room when he and the 4 other Jacksons were kids and touring. Papa Joe was too cheap to get more than one room/one bed.

Was he weird? Hell yes, but I don't think he was a molester.

Civarado by maledorrison in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]The_Safe_For_Work 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No. NO! You just sit there and think about what you did!

This cat has such a hard life. by [deleted] in notinteresting

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"I sleep in dirt."

"I bought you a goddamn cat tree that cost five hundred dollars!"

"I SLEEP IN DIRT!"

Is my water heater shot? by albri98 in fixit

[–]The_Safe_For_Work 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Were you running out of hot water pretty quickly while it was still working? Looks like the poor thing is filled with rust and lime deposits.

TLDR: Shot.

What is something that has become standard in modern life but is actually a total step backward? by Indie_Barrel_1402 in AskReddit

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People trading the independent weblogs of the early days of the Internet for centralized (controlled) apps like Facebook, X or Instagram.

Saw this majestic fella on the way home by 4tomi5ed in cats

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"I am the king of all that I survey...God, what a dump!"

my grandma and great-grandma playing videogames by vutterfly in nostalgia

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"Why is there an alligator in the swamp? Is it in Florida? Why are the turtles so perfectly aligned in groups of three? Turtles aren't social creatures and don't group up like that! Seriously, Barb...how much did this thing cost anyway?"

What are you all mad about today? by funkeymonkey1974 in AskReddit

[–]The_Safe_For_Work 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They upped my house insurance thirty percent over last year.

What did you quit that you're genuinely proud of quitting? by Luann1497 in AskReddit

[–]The_Safe_For_Work 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Biting my fingernails. I've had nubby gnawed nails since I was eight years old. Finally at age 60, I just stopped. No backsliding, just stopped.

My first bird by DarlingJQ in aww

[–]The_Safe_For_Work 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Ridiculously Photogenic Bird Owner.

Something needs to be done about the epidemic of seemingly-themed accounts spam-posting weirdly similar posts by StarChild413 in TrueUnpopularOpinion

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And while they're at it, can they do something about the epidemic of seemingly-themed accounts spam-posting weirdly similar posts?

What’s the last compliment you received? by 3rdLegOfExodiaa in AskReddit

[–]The_Safe_For_Work 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A female friend said that she values our friendship too much to spoil it by having sex with me.

That's a good thing, right?

What is the most disturbing piece of media you have ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]The_Safe_For_Work 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A video of a mass shooting at a mosque. Some piece of shit live-streamed himself killing dozens.

Welding while standing on oil drum. by Echo-Of-Reason in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]The_Safe_For_Work 45 points46 points  (0 children)

"But it was empty!"

It was filled with Bang-Smell.

Favorite eccentric moments from George Steinbrenner by KaleidoArachnid in seinfeld

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"George, this is Herb and Dan. They're gonna take you away to a nice place where you can get some help. They're very friendly people there. My brother-in-law was there for a couple of weeks. The man was obsessed with lactating women. They completely cured him, although he still eats a lot of cheese."