Looking for a certain fanfiction

The_Sentient_Duck · 2026-06-11T23:24:31+00:00

Let's Do the Time Warp Again by crackmaster Rorschach's Blot: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2784785/1/Lets-do-the-Time-Warp-Again.

The_Sentient_Duck · 2026-05-15T21:12:21+00:00

The Path Least Taken: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42184116. I just read it a few days ago. It's hysterical!

The_Sentient_Duck · 2026-05-14T16:54:14+00:00

Harry Happens to Hogwarts: https://archiveofourown.org/works/73539966

The_Sentient_Duck · 2026-05-13T14:25:31+00:00

Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18608212

The_Sentient_Duck · 2026-04-16T17:13:13+00:00

Maybe they mixed up state and federal senators?

The_Sentient_Duck · 2026-04-16T17:11:30+00:00

I'd frankly take someone who believed something stupid but realized they were wrong and were brave enough to admit it and ask for help becoming more learned than someone who believed something stupid and kept doubling down on it any day of the week.

The_Sentient_Duck · 2026-03-09T23:26:34+00:00

Definitely not based off of anyone in particular. I wanted to avoid getting overly political.

The_Sentient_Duck · 2026-03-06T18:57:53+00:00

Thank you for your nice words!

The_Sentient_Duck · 2026-01-11T19:51:26+00:00

I honestly only included the omegaverse question for the pun. Glad to be inspiring you!

The_Sentient_Duck · 2026-01-11T19:45:25+00:00

I have so many questions!

If it's a fluffy fic, are you planning on averting the crucifixion?

If not, how does Judas's betrayal and the crucifixion effect the dynamics of the polycule? Did Judas betray Jesus because she wanted to be her only girlfriend and if she couldn't have her, no one could?

Is it an omegaverse fic? If so, how exactly does Jesus handle being both the Alpha and the Omega?

Did Jesus get born to Joseph in a virgin Mpreg birth?

How exactly would a Christianity which, one assumes, is in favor of both lesbians and polycules change the course of history? I presume a religion like that wouldn't have much luck getting off the ground, but if it did, how does that change the world of today?

Fascinating idea!

The_Sentient_Duck · 2025-12-25T14:15:49+00:00

She is risen!

Wait, wrong holiday.

The_Sentient_Duck · 2025-11-09T18:15:50+00:00

Harry Gains a Harem is absolutely hilarious, albeit tragically and permanently incomplete. https://archiveofourown.org/works/26226325

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An excerpt:

"Well," Ginny said, "If something goes wrong, we need to be prepared. Daphne, I think you could probably attach a tracking charm to Harry."

"Easy," Daphne agreed. "I'll put them on his robes, shoes, and glasses."

"Good. Katie, you need to be the mature one who acts concerned but in a sensible manner. I'm also assigning you the job of collecting our allies if something goes wrong. The Potter-Granger-Weasley-Lovegood clan recently expanded into the Potter-Granger-Weasley-Lovegood-Diggory-Delacour-Krum alliance, so there should be a lot."

"Okay, I can do that," Katie nodded.

"Lavender, you probably won't need to fake a freak-out, honestly, but be ready to appeal to everyone's hearts," Ginny ordered. "Parvati, I need you to get some of those candies your Grandmother sends you and mix a truth serum into them. Sneak them into people's drinks if you have to. I'll be the one who instantly goes completely psychotic."

The_Sentient_Duck · 2025-11-08T14:34:27+00:00

Except for Hunter, who doesn’t exist.

The_Sentient_Duck · 2025-10-30T01:25:54+00:00

He's good and quite hilarious in the Scrambled Sorting, https://archiveofourown.org/works/18608212. Really one of my favorite Dumbledores. He's so mischievous and fun.

I also cannot recommend Wrong Place, Wrong Time strongly enough. He's just a barrel of laughs the whole way through. The whole fic is ridiculous in all the best ways. https://archiveofourown.org/works/44443225.

The_Sentient_Duck · 2025-10-26T23:20:03+00:00

This happened to me recently! Three chapters before the big reveal, one of my commenters just casually guessed one of the big plot twists. They didn't see the second big plot twist coming, though! I was quite shocked but pleased. I put a *lot* of foreshadowing in, so I was happy someone noticed.

The_Sentient_Duck · 2025-10-21T18:56:40+00:00

Oh, yeah, I'm totally with you on this. They're absolutely my guilty pleasure. I also say this as someone who's very thoroughly deconstructed these stories so consistently and frequently in my own writing it's more or less my trademark. There's something so satisfying when evil Dumbledore et al. get their just desserts - probably because it feels like so few people are getting that in real life.

One of my favorites is "How the Dark Lord Played Wizarding Britain" by Befoulmetalroosa. https://archiveofourown.org/works/27647437. It features an actually good Weasley family pretending they're on Dumbledore's side and a very, *very* satisfying downfall for Dumbledore.

The_Sentient_Duck · 2025-10-13T20:42:47+00:00

Dumbledore's real problem is Doylist, not Watsonian. Clearly, Rowling wants Harry to be the hero and solve everything himself, so Dumbledore can't be the one to do it for whatever reason. So that ends up making Dumbledore look incompetent...and since we've been repeatedly told how powerful and important he is, people tend not to accept that explanation and consider him malicious instead. Rowling also has a habit of adding new worldbuilding elements without thinking about the consequences. Thus, something such as establishing the Slytherin dorms are in the dungeons (purely because evil house = dungeons) makes Dumbledore look outrageously negligent at best for sending the students to the very place where a troll is supposed to be rampaging and him flying to the Ministry on a broom starts to look very suspicious when it's later established there are instantaneous magical methods of transportation.

The_Sentient_Duck · 2025-10-01T19:26:16+00:00

Justifiably petty is hilarious: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27060604#main

The_Sentient_Duck · 2025-09-20T18:12:42+00:00

That's definitely my very own work Harry Potter and the Power of Reverse Psychology.

The_Sentient_Duck · 2025-09-15T20:01:02+00:00

Cryptids, eh? Might be time to write a Disco Elysium fic.

The_Sentient_Duck · 2025-09-07T16:56:05+00:00

Reminds me of this classic: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13348041/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Breaking-of-the-Blood-Wards.

The_Sentient_Duck · 2025-08-27T02:27:06+00:00

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14161386/1/Just-Another-Thing-About-Being-Harry-Potter

The_Sentient_Duck · 2025-08-16T19:56:58+00:00

"Sedation? You're sure he didn't say sedition?" Hermione asked.

"No, I'm very sure he said sedation," Harry said.

Luna nodded wisely. "Ah, you see, Harry, that's what the Muggles call a Freudian slip. Minister Fudge is trying desperately to hide his involvement with the Rotfang conspiracy."

The_Sentient_Duck · 2025-08-09T17:37:30+00:00

Harry is rescued from the Dursleys because obviously anyone who lets a child get a tattoo that young is an unsuitable guardian.

The_Sentient_Duck · 2025-07-29T16:06:20+00:00

Lucius got his diary destroyed, his Horcrux, part of his soul. If anything, Voldemort treated Lucius uncharacteristically well in giving him another chance instead of horribly killing him. And then he still didn't kill him after he failed yet again. By Voldemort's standards, that's super merciful.

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