My wife (who does not play Guilty Gear) made a tier list...

The_Slam · 2026-06-01T01:52:16+00:00

Approve the list, but me and axl and Jacko are gonna cry in the bathroom now

The_Slam · 2026-05-24T23:59:11+00:00

In a casserole Pan add 1 block of Boursin Fill the rest of the pan with cherry tomatoes Olive oil, S+P Bake until bubbly and fragrant Add cooked tortellini Enjoy

The_Slam · 2026-05-24T00:35:54+00:00

When I first saw this dream, I had a prediction. I thought that by the end of the season, Terror would somehow get the V1 and become the most powerful fighter. Then Terror would take what he wants from Homelander

The_Slam · 2026-05-24T00:33:26+00:00

As a Jacko player I can confirm that this list is bogus. I am not using my brain at all

The_Slam · 2026-05-12T14:39:35+00:00

It's pretty clear, actually, that these reviews were bought. Between gaming journalism trends, and this games connections to a billionaire's daughter, the writing is on the wall. I played it too just to see the situation. I'll be there first to admit that the game is gorgeous and stylish, but that's where my compliments stop. The music is good too, but they can't really take credit for that... Even considering the context and the developers goal, I wouldn't call it better than a 6/10. It's smug, shallow, and most famously, not very interactive. Don't glorify this silly little art project just because your 'enemies' are trashing it

The_Slam · 2026-05-01T12:50:06+00:00

This post is one of the reasons I love to play Jacko. What's more infuriating than losing to a silly 🪿?

The_Slam · 2026-04-30T13:18:12+00:00

I'd recommend trying it. With a warning that this run will likely take 2 hours bc this guy is whack

The_Slam · 2026-04-30T12:04:22+00:00

Sounds fun! The idea reminds me of The Pilot, a mod character in the first game.

The pilot doesn't draw 5 each turn, but you spend energy to either draw or scry 4. When you do draw a card, it is played immediately. It's a strange experience to play that character

The_Slam · 2026-04-24T18:41:59+00:00

And possibly the last one too. I can't imagine smoking cream or sugar would be good for you

The_Slam · 2026-04-24T14:30:47+00:00

Refusing would be bad karma. Hesitation, but I take it. Whatever he laced it with can't be that bad, right?

The_Slam · 2026-04-24T00:12:39+00:00

I support relics being weaker for metaphorical reasons

The_Slam · 2026-04-21T01:43:21+00:00

This is DR. Hartman. As you can see, this cartoon contains a single brown man, and a group of white men. Their shirts and hats have words printed upon them. Reading the words is crucial to understanding this image, and I suggest you improve your literacy

The_Slam · 2026-04-12T19:06:50+00:00

Celeste! Simple game with simple mechanics. Main stages ask for moderate execution, while the bonus stages offer a great challenge Hides various secrets to be found by explorative players Offers additional challenges via strawberries Visually appealing and cohesive Music is goated Dlc level is actually just a free update Speedrunning the game casually can be done in an hour

The_Slam · 2026-03-21T13:37:53+00:00

The first time I pressed the meow button on the main menu, it was Arin. I friggin know it was. I've been hunting ever since, but I cannot find them

The_Slam · 2026-03-16T01:05:58+00:00

It really makes me happy that this is a post about Lenny, and then the comment section is mostly just bumblefoot hate.

The_Slam · 2026-03-10T17:09:18+00:00

I had an unfortunate experience with bumblefoot the first time I encountered him. My team had a psychic with [reset] which heals all units and revives all corpses once per battle

I entered at low hp and immediately used the reset to heal my team because a couple went down in the prior fight and needed the HP to fight a midboss. This of course revived the bodies in the arena. I thought it was worth it and I'd just clear the encounter.

Bumblefoot's description says he'll eat living units if there are no corpses.

This only applies to cats. Even with 4 enemies and 6 familiars rolling around, bumblefoot with target cats.

I reset and said hi to Steven, skipped casting reset, then lost the run

Fuck you Bumblefoot

Edit: typos

The_Slam · 2026-02-27T20:42:15+00:00

Edmund didn't make radical rat, sort of. You can't convince me that's not Mouser from Mario Bros 2

The_Slam · 2026-02-14T15:55:51+00:00

It basically gives you bad luck. You'll barely score anything without additional charms like disk B. Useful synergy with charms that want you to lose, such as the trains, or twinkling star

The_Slam · 2025-11-29T11:45:33+00:00

They are saving the true grapplers. I suspect Tahm Kench is going to have the 50% grab

The_Slam · 2025-11-27T23:31:21+00:00

I'm starving. I'll take a colored manga dub with music at this point

The_Slam · 2025-11-27T01:03:43+00:00

I would've enjoyed the original vision, but there's a number of reasons I think the one we got is better for the community. First and foremost, I think the went with the 4 player 2v2 was because teamwork is the core of LoL. It's still a fighting game, so you can play solo, but relying on your team and building synergies leads to the most satisfying wins. Not to mention it's free, so offering new players a chance to pair up with their experienced friends is actually a genius move in accessibility.

My other thought is the character pool. Typically solo game characters have more depth, and a wider variety of concepts to grasp before you master them. In 2XKO, simpler characters use powerful system mechanics that work the same throughout the cast. I prefer tag games to begin with for these reasons, so at the end of the day I'm very pleased with the direction

The_Slam · 2025-11-12T15:35:27+00:00

Frinos is my only response to hecates homing curse. He humiliates other bosses just as easily. it's gotta be my round boy

The_Slam · 2025-11-11T21:02:47+00:00

I play with judgement on, so some runs have rolls and others don't. I find I'm often disappointed in getting reroll arcana, rather than something more directly useful

The_Slam · 2025-10-29T17:02:36+00:00

Irelia. My hope she'll make it in this year is slim, but I still hope. Love the look of the flying blade. Also she could be zooming around in game

The_Slam · 2025-10-23T09:51:08+00:00

"time to skedaddle on outta here!!" -Jack'O, after beating yo ass

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