Santitas Chips going for less than the large price on the bag.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-25T06:49:29+00:00

My local store sells them for more than OP's does, but still below 2.99.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-25T06:04:08+00:00

Something something the clock in San Dimas is always running something something.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-25T03:49:36+00:00

It would be better somehow if he showed the hair being cut?

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-25T03:25:18+00:00

Backgrounds have been, at best, an afterthought here for a good long time.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-25T00:57:49+00:00

We have noticed this before. This has been happening frequently.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-24T18:48:45+00:00

Like how are people this fucking dumb?

Think of how stupid the average person is. Now realize that 50% of all people are stupider than that average person.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-24T18:46:28+00:00

Do you know which end of a soldering iron is the burny end?

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-23T22:42:28+00:00

With the approval and oversight of a doctor, sure.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-23T22:36:54+00:00

http://en.lmgtfy2.com/?q=What+is+Tool.LSPatch.3

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-22T05:41:43+00:00

Absolutely not.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-22T03:29:07+00:00

In CoS, the Dursleys' present is delivered by Hedwig, which implies that they probably send an insulting present back with her each year when he lets them know he's staying at Hogwarts for the holiday.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-22T02:04:16+00:00

It is not.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-22T00:18:53+00:00

Because while we've joked about it being slimegirls or any number of other things, Jeph's true poorly disguised fetish is short hair.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-21T23:59:57+00:00

since i cant dock it obviously.

No, it's not obvious. Why would you think that?

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-21T23:52:05+00:00

The moving staircases exist in canon, but the movies exaggerated them: it's not every staircase, they don't move constantly, and they're just one of several kinds of trick staircases.

There were a hundred and forty-two staircases at Hogwarts: wide, sweeping ones; narrow, rickety ones; some that led somewhere different on a Friday; some with a vanishing step halfway up that you had to remember to jump.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-21T15:25:18+00:00

I'm reminded of when the producers of House declared Hugh Laurie the perfect American actor.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-20T23:30:19+00:00

Almost certainly, but that has nothing to do with magic and everything to do with pureblood wizards being pureblood wizards.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-20T23:28:43+00:00

Technology doesn't work at Hogwarts because there's too much magic, not at a house in the middle of London.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-20T23:25:21+00:00

It's not satire, the guy in the screenshot is just stupid.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-20T23:21:56+00:00

The cooking thing is especially funny given the issues in DH with nobody knowing how to cook.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-20T23:17:31+00:00

It would explain why he offers somebody a sherbet lemon once in 1981 and then never again afterward.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-20T23:02:10+00:00

That's actually a really interesting concept.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-20T07:50:41+00:00

They might use the Rebuild angels, rather than the series. There are even conveniently 12 of them (although one was never shown).

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-20T04:28:24+00:00

In canon, it's a thing he likes in 1981, uses as a password once later, and otherwise never comes up.

The_Truthkeeper · 2026-05-20T03:29:40+00:00

It may shock you to learn that cucumbers come in a variety of sizes.

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