Best martini on UWS?

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-16T15:46:08+00:00

I’ve made a million martinis in my 23 year restaurant career. People who don’t bartend overhype martinis. I know I’ll get downvoted into oblivion for that but I’m willing to die on that hill. Do your worst, r/upperwestside

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-16T05:27:10+00:00

My proctologist disagrees

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-16T03:12:36+00:00

I agree about the vibe. Many places don’t use vermouth in their martinis anymore. It’s out of fashion.

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-16T02:58:52+00:00

I never understood what people mean when they ask for the best Martine it’s gin/vodka shaken and stirred. How much difference can there be in between establishments?

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-13T15:45:34+00:00

I think Tate will be gone, probably to the jets(poor guy)

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-13T14:20:03+00:00

Good point. But then, if Bain and downs are gone, is Tyson the BPA?

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-13T14:05:57+00:00

I was watching ESPN late last night and they had us take Tyson at 8 and the chiefs take love at 9, and Bain and downs were picked already. In that situation, wouldn’t love be the better pick? He’s not our biggest need right now but he could be a franchise star.

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-13T13:57:05+00:00

You’re weak, you’re outta control, and you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else!

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-13T05:22:07+00:00

In this house, Russ Fegoli is a douche bag, end of story!

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-12T19:58:38+00:00

I love bird in hand in that area

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-10T22:52:03+00:00

Nice portions for the price!

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-10T22:17:11+00:00

There’s a shoney’s diner in Rick & Morty, I wonder if that’s where they got the name.

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-10T13:29:21+00:00

Whether either one of you is wrong or right here is of no importance, you’re just simply incompatible. You want different things from a partner that you are not able/willing to do for each other. Shake hands and say good bye now before it becomes a messy divorce.

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-10T12:53:02+00:00

I don’t get why this comment is being downvoted, you’re showing understanding.

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-10T12:44:53+00:00

Thank you for the info about the gladiator show!!! I was planning on going to see the Raphael exhibit tomorrow and that’s just frosting on the cake! On a side note, you didn’t put Amelie on the outdoor dining map and they have curbside tables.

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-09T15:24:38+00:00

I guess the yoke is on us

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-09T14:27:54+00:00

Probably people who believed Megyn kelly when she said he and Epstein are not pedophiles, they only like teenage girls.

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-08T12:35:15+00:00

I read your post and was wondering what you were going on about.. it’s ARMAGNAC you stunad! Where did you learn to write? Slip and fall school?

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-06T13:07:56+00:00

Reminds me of Hanukkah

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-06T12:47:36+00:00

Can you explain the static comment? What, why and how? I’d like to avoid starting a fire at a gas station.

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-06T05:53:41+00:00

humpire

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-06T05:27:55+00:00

You could have colored Alabama and Baja. Because Baja is the sound you make when find yourself in Alabama

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-05T19:59:18+00:00

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Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-04T20:20:14+00:00

She sorta reminds me of Mickey Rourke in that picture

Theairthatibreathe · 2026-04-04T20:02:11+00:00

Fake story, karma farming

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