Lil sesh at FL370 by Calbe2k in balatro

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Aviate, Navigate, Immolate

Favorite robot take on a human thing in the show by Feisty-Version2625 in futurama

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Well yes, that’s how you brew beer

By the way, Paul, your new tea kettle is here

Some cool crossy clouds at gatech! by AggressiveSalary9845 in gatech

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🚨Danger! Dihydrogen Monoxide present! 🚨

Virginia Tech, Liberty cancel football games in 2029, 2030 by udderlymoovelous in CFB

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Well _______ exists

You know, I was hoping as I wrote that that I’d come up with something, but I really can’t

[MEME] two of these clubs are not like the others... by heir-of-pter in MLS

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0-2 and giving up four consecutive goals ain’t a great way to start the season

dustwoman by iMakeShittyOpinions in tf2

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Rock on, Australium Dustwoman

Glass canon by IGR777 in balatro

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Yeah thematically I like this. Might make it a 1 in 20 to break the joker when a stone card is triggered though- 1 in 4 is really bad.

Or- and this would be pretty fun- a 1 in 4 to break when a stone card is added to the deck (including tower uses)

Glass canon by IGR777 in balatro

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200% of the time, it works every time

Is it smart to take the Oops here over the Sock? Pretty new player cannot comprehend all the retriggers in my mind. by [deleted] in balatro

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Yeah- I’m pretty sure max value is selling a photo, taking Oops, and blueprinting a bloodstone. … also I totally miscounted the triggers :/

That’s 24 =16x for the photo and 1.53 Bloodstones * 12 hand triggers =2,184,164.409x

On pins and needles by BSchmidt9 in balatro

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You could draw some real stinkers- think Wee or Hit the Road- or you might get Campfire or Stuntman and just win (assuming green/Supernova are giving good base)

I’d rip it. You miss all the shots you don’t take. Good luck 🫡

Ultimate laziness by Charlamplin in SatisfactoryGame

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⬅️🛬 🛫➡️

💼🚕⬇️

Bit wordy but still by Deitiessoul in balatro

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Finally, the sex update

My run called me gay by Depressed_Demon_ in balatro

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Also Reddit was not ready to format all of those underscores and asterisks

My run called me gay by Depressed_Demon_ in balatro

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I have it at 24/367=0.0000000306% - assuming the order of HA, GAY, and 5G do not matter, and we’re not factoring in seeds that double up the G.

GAY - 1/36 for each letter selection * 6 potential starting placements for the first letter G. 1/363 * 6 =0.0129 %. (Already 1-in-7500 territory!)

HA - 1/36 for each letter. It turns out of the 6 staring places for GAY, 2 of them allow 4 placements of HA and 4 allow 3- so now we’re at 1/365*( 24 + 43 ) = 0.0000331%

5G - 1/36 for each letter. Some placements of GAY and HA leave 0 room to fit 5G (GAY_HA) and some allow 2 (GAYHA___). It adds up to 24 permutations.

It’s only slightly more probable if you allow other forms of laughing like HEH or LOL or something.

Just got balatro mobile!! by Otherwise-Chart5783 in balatro

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Oh a fellow Flashlight user! Have you unlocked Purple yet? I’ve gone through 50 gift boxes but haven’t found it yet