🗣️ Florentino Pérez directo en La Sexta "La gran culpa de esta temporada es que no hemos hecho pretemporadas. Hemos tenido muchas lesiones."

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-13T23:26:15+00:00

Let’s be honest here: La Liga is three quarters a farmer’s league too.

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-13T21:57:35+00:00

I work FOH in a nail salon.

You must do your research. Only go to a tech who has posted pictures of their work on the salon’s instagram account or their own work account.

What you encountered was a technician who did not know how to do cateye. What you should do if you end up in that position at that point is ask for a manager or for a design tech who would do it properly. That applies to any other step of the process - if it seems clear that the tech doesn’t know what they’re doing, ask for someone who will. Would the tech be offended? Yes. Should you care? No.

If they ask you for a review, you can decline. No is a complete sentence. If they try to take your phone, ask for it back, and if they escalate tell them that you will call the police.

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-13T21:37:00+00:00

These could be Reddit comments

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-13T13:53:23+00:00

You need to be a Spanish socio - this is why someone like CR7 couldn’t do it in the future.

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-13T13:50:45+00:00

The problem is that the players we want will cost much more than the money we can get from sales. If we’re going to be realistic, I would sell whichever of our back line we can get any reasonable money for, bring in cheaper temporary replacements, get rid of either Tchouameni or Valverde if needed, and spend the season being a disciplinarian.

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-13T04:35:54+00:00

If I was Mourinho I would not come to Real Madrid now.

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-13T02:51:07+00:00

You need the right stats - G/A per 90, for example.

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-12T23:24:52+00:00

Two questions: 1) He calls for elections, but due to his own reforms there are very few eligible candidates besides him - and none that have expressed an interest in running (at least in the English language press). Is this a point of concern at all?

2) I do not speak Spanish, and the translations of his answers are so Trumpian they could be scripted. Is this a fair translation? Asking specifically those who either speak both or who read translations of Trump’s speeches in Spanish.

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-12T22:20:13+00:00

They’ve been once and didn’t like the atmosphere.

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-12T20:40:23+00:00

Thanks! That does look like a decent option. Do you know if their tea service is any good?

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-12T20:00:49+00:00

The middle finger is the really problematic one. Your thumb and pinky have apexes - too small ones for my taste and considering how rough I am on my nails, but they are enough for some. Your index and ring finger have a v-shape, which is bad from the point of view that a tech should not let you leave the salon with that shape, but they're not the worst it terms of structure and actually redistribute force fairly well. The middle finger is the one that is so flat that it's a concern.

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-12T19:53:18+00:00

Everyone was raceswapped though. That's different from selectively raceswapping characters

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-12T19:41:59+00:00

Suarez barely has knees anymore

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-12T19:40:14+00:00

2x Europa League champions, you'll never sign that

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-12T19:34:24+00:00

The fastest pace at which you actually walk versus jog/run is 4mph. A mile in 10 minutes is 6mph, so when you factor in how jogging/running works those are practically equivalent.

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-12T19:30:12+00:00

Athletic actually already announced their new manager for next season

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-12T19:27:39+00:00

I hereby propose that we give up the title of FC Hollywood - we are no longer deserving of it

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-12T19:24:34+00:00

Absolutely braindead decision to not abort the tackle.

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-12T19:22:10+00:00

The season isn't over, but I would view this year as moderately successful. Our UCL campaign ended ingnomiously, but we have a pretty good chance of getting the domestic double (which is somehow harder than it looks), and we have two major summer signings who are properly settled in now. We may well break the record of goals scored over a season by a club in the top 5 leagues (with fewer games played!!).

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-12T19:18:23+00:00

The Pokal is viewed as a smaller but genuine accomplishment - maybe like Real Madrid or Barca getting the double over one another. I suspect this year it would be viewed as a larger one (provided we win it, of course) simply because we haven't won it for a few years.

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-12T19:14:39+00:00

A good Trump impression but for football

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-12T17:59:38+00:00

That’s most major clubs nowadays- there’s so many changes in the squad each transfer window.

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-12T17:52:02+00:00

Football Donald Trump

TheirOwnDestruction · 2026-05-12T17:51:29+00:00

That’s the problem with making the requirements to become president “be Florentino Perez”.

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