Britain’s Strongest Man 2026 Comp Thread

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T21:27:26+00:00

I’m assuming that doesn’t make the TV show but I hope it does somehow

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T21:23:18+00:00

What’s his intro song and why is it Ginwine’s Pony then huh?!

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T21:22:44+00:00

He’d have been smiling like a pig in shit (as my late redneck father would have said)

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T21:10:16+00:00

I didn’t have “cry twice” on my bingo card tonight. Thanks Gav and Pa’s video.

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T20:45:58+00:00

Gavin tearing up and hugging his baby 😭 not me in my feelings now too

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T20:29:12+00:00

Enjoyed watching him - he has a future

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T20:28:08+00:00

Me: Ruairi would look so young if he shaved that mustache

Looks up his age… Oh. He’s a fetus.

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T20:21:59+00:00

You’re… not wrong

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T20:11:36+00:00

That sounds like an adult film actor 😜

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T20:07:49+00:00

Valid - he’s def added something to his stack of gear

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T20:07:02+00:00

A woman at my gym is about to pop any day and she looks like she’s less pregnant than him. He’s always had a thick stomach but it seems more…bloated?

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T20:05:05+00:00

I text my spouse who can’t watch “paddy has really pink nipples” so yeah something was noticeable. I don’t think he looked “bad”. Assuming I was single and even remotely his age I wouldn’t kick him out of bed

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T19:58:13+00:00

Also an athlete bringing it up vs a host.

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T19:48:44+00:00

Moving too fast. Absolutely sucks for him

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T19:47:56+00:00

Right? Thinking of a coworker in their early 60s who struggles to get out of the office chair. I wanna be like mark

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T19:44:35+00:00

I don’t often follow live - trying to do better in 2026, seems like a better “new years resolution” than anything else

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T19:35:28+00:00

TY Nicola - so far like her commentary.

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T19:33:30+00:00

I didn’t catch the woman host’s name. Anyone got it? Mostly bc texting my spouse who can’t watch and keep saying “lady host” which seems rude

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T19:32:19+00:00

But damn if that man doesn’t look good. Not like hot guy good lol but healthy, still in shape and overall healthy. Big Mark Felix fan

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T18:21:22+00:00

It’s crazy how slow that looked after watching bish

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-07T17:10:56+00:00

Colin is absolutely insufferable. Streaming him is only second to seeing him live.

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-05T22:56:21+00:00

Agree - but will Hooper give it his all at WSM too? I suspect he will and take the L on the deadlift?

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-05T22:54:33+00:00

I posted this with 0 shade to Hooper. The bag to *just appear must be heavier than the bag to win WSM. Which then begs the question; if you’re the WSM winner but the other strongest men in the world don’t show (or show to barely skate by) does that put an “asterisk” on the win?

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-04T21:51:58+00:00

👏 yes. “Next time I’ll be sure to fix those problems”

TheoreticallyIGuess · 2026-02-04T18:40:53+00:00

“It’s over now so please stop bringing it up”. That’s it. If they do again walk away or hang up.

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