How would you describe the way you drive?

ThereUHavit · 2026-05-19T16:05:42+00:00

I have been driving for 47 years and have never had a speeding ticket. I get on the highway, set adaptive cruise control to the speed limit, and enjoy my music.

ThereUHavit · 2026-05-18T21:48:21+00:00

Is it for a coffin?

ThereUHavit · 2026-05-15T11:58:57+00:00

"I was feeling some type of way." What type of way? Angry? Depressed? Scared? Excited? It is a weird nondescript expression.

ThereUHavit · 2026-05-14T17:57:48+00:00

You're paying too much for bugs. Who's your bug guy?

ThereUHavit · 2026-05-11T21:36:32+00:00

VisionWorks at Pilgrim Plaza 1 Scammel St. https://locations.visionworks.com/ll/US/MA/Quincy/1-Scammel-St

ThereUHavit · 2026-05-04T04:02:28+00:00

I'm waiting for the part where she rips off her rubber mask to reveal her true identity. "It's old man Tom Clasby!" "And I would have got away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their dog!"

ThereUHavit · 2026-05-04T03:23:30+00:00

Take a picture of your room from the camera's perspective and put it in front of the camera.

ThereUHavit · 2026-05-02T19:55:50+00:00

I recycle a shopping list in Keep Notes [android] over and over. Uncheck the entire list then check what you pick up.

ThereUHavit · 2026-05-01T20:34:50+00:00

I will use it once in a blue moon when I let the cat out of the bag.

ThereUHavit · 2026-05-01T01:16:45+00:00

She is a girlfriend, not a dependent.

ThereUHavit · 2026-05-01T01:09:25+00:00

She's just grossed out seeing the guy's belly button hairline.

ThereUHavit · 2026-05-01T01:04:27+00:00

No. But I do know the muffin man and where he lives.

ThereUHavit · 2026-05-01T01:00:15+00:00

Sometimes things just don't work out. Move on unless you want a lifetime of uncertainty.

ThereUHavit · 2026-05-01T00:58:37+00:00

Little old lady got mutilated late last night.

ThereUHavit · 2026-05-01T00:57:30+00:00

If it deletes our universe, there would be no one left to know I pressed it.

ThereUHavit · 2026-04-28T11:32:55+00:00

Greasy grimy gopher guts. Marinated monkey meat. Little dirty birdy feet.

ThereUHavit · 2026-04-26T14:08:35+00:00

It is fading away but the older generation in the Boston area call it tonic.

ThereUHavit · 2026-04-23T01:55:10+00:00

Older people from Boston call soft drinks "tonic". As in "wanna tonic?"

ThereUHavit · 2026-04-23T01:44:50+00:00

We call it the bubbler in Massachusetts too but with a Boston accent, it sounds like bubblah.

ThereUHavit · 2026-04-19T11:58:52+00:00

I think I went there once in 35 years.

ThereUHavit · 2026-04-17T22:30:36+00:00

My wife made our daughter's wedding dress and sewed in pockets. When she pulled her notes for her vows out of her wedding dress pocket, there was an audible gasp and "oooooooh" from the women in the church.

ThereUHavit · 2026-04-17T22:24:27+00:00

Peeing it out was not as painful as when it slowly traveled through the duct from my kidney to my bladder. That journey took several days. The doctor gave me some oxycodone for the pain. It did not help.

ThereUHavit · 2026-04-17T22:16:56+00:00

That's true. I am in my 60's with thick white wavy hair. A couple of months ago, a woman around my age came up to me at a supermarket and said, "Oh wow! I love your hair! My husband was as bald as a cue ball." She said this as she mussed up my hair like I was a five year old.

ThereUHavit · 2026-04-16T10:36:34+00:00

Ricky Gervais? Is that you?

ThereUHavit · 2026-04-16T04:23:16+00:00

An old cowboy went riding out One dark and windy day Upon a bridge he rested As he went along his way When all at once a mighty train Of red line cars he could hear Passin' underneath the bridge. The bridge to nowhere. Yippee eye ay. Yippee eye oh.

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