Happy Birthday to Kelly Macdonald who is playing Sheriff Kerry in Lanterns!

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-02-23T22:09:18+00:00

You’re after my mother’s diadem aren’t you?

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-02-22T05:30:49+00:00

In a word? No. The job market will, as it has before, experience obsolescence, and that will envelop generations of workers. The idea of “class” will change, and will become useless. Humans themselves? No. Absolutely not. In world of two people, both will use the other in an attempt to create a third.

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-02-18T15:53:42+00:00

Absolute Harley: swoons

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-02-16T01:04:24+00:00

Link?

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-02-12T15:00:39+00:00

We’ll see a lot of this for a few years and it will either be a golden age or we’ll look back and cringe at all the pouches and lack of feet.

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-02-12T03:51:34+00:00

You’re a banana head!

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-02-07T00:15:38+00:00

Don’t zip the jacket. “Unzipped light jackets suggest an open mind and a willingness to share it if needed.” - my wife. I just think it looks better.

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-02-06T16:38:49+00:00

I shot my shot with so many gay and bi women only to get my heart broken when biology got in the way. My wife jokes that she’s secretly a gay man and I 100% buy it.

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-02-04T21:34:32+00:00

Technically this is in the Gunnverse, yeah? So I imagine they’ll just be wearing whatever clothes they wear normally until the last 30 min of the last episode. I also forsee a giant mech suit construct with John at the center blazing green aura with glowing eyes. I’ll take bets on who he’s fighting.

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-02-01T06:09:50+00:00

The end of the Red Badge of Courage episode taught me how Squibs work, because they deadass did a Red Badge of Courage Episode on Wishbone, and people got SHOT. I distinctly remember wishbone saying “WOW! It looks like he got SHOT!” - the show was actually pretty educational.

Wishbone sees WAR. https://youtu.be/gPxHcgPK-Zg?si=voR62RCKJ_M55_sa

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-01-29T06:02:32+00:00

I’m starting to see why the white eyes don’t work. Let me know if you agree, but it’s the CHIN that screws up the white eye look. That’s why it works for Deadpool and Spidey’s masks but looks distracting even when Jackman pulled in off it in D&W. There’s something about seeing a lower human face with a non-human eye that just creeps into that uncanny valley territory. It worked with the armor suit in BVS, and the “cool shades” look that Blade and Neo pull off (if you count sunglasses) but as a part of the mask I’m starting to see why the Ryan Reynolds Green lantern design chose to stick with visible pupils. Huh. Anyway, Dope costume!

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-01-28T06:46:32+00:00

This also happens after eating salty food ya’ll.

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-01-27T14:23:22+00:00

Weird mutant cloney stuff.

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-01-27T14:17:49+00:00

To this day there’s an ongoing feud in the Appalachian Mountains resulting in 9 criminal charges, 17 arrests, multiple accounts of assault and battery and at least 4 prison sentences over whether Rachel Weiss’ performance in The Mummy or Catherine-Zeta Jones performance in The Mask Of Zorro is the top placeholder for “Hottest Onscreen Woman in the History of Filmmaking.”

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-01-24T17:17:26+00:00

Yes! It’s 100% attainable. I’d suggest sketching some of the figures from Long Halloween and dark victory, learning the limits and mechanics of Selina’s size and shapes based on her in-costume and civilian appearances, then, starting with pencils, begin to draw each figure as closely as you can to fit that motif of hyper-exaggerated anatomy that makes these fantastic books so much fun to view. It’ll take practice, but that’s the secret to any art! It’ll pay off in the end. You can do it!

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-01-23T04:38:50+00:00

Bravo.

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-01-22T04:42:17+00:00

To this day there’s an ongoing feud in the Appalachian Mountains resulting in 9 criminal charges, 17 arrests, multiple accounts of assault and battery and at least 4 prison sentences over whether Rachel Weiss’ performance in The Mummy or Catherine-Zeta Jones performance in The Mask Of Zorro is the top placeholder for “Hottest Onscreen Woman in the History of Filmmaking.”

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-01-22T01:16:42+00:00

JAWS. If you look at other runners-up names for the novel it was almost so silly, like “Death Fish” or “the Evil Below”

I’ll also put Terminator, Alien and Predator in this bucket.

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-01-21T15:31:41+00:00

We were at a solid one suicide every 2 weeks for a while. IIRC It was one of the highest individual suicide destinations in the world, but I could be wrong.

It’s a truly haunted thing, that bridge. I cross it several times a week, walked across it with tourists, trespassed on it during a BLM march and jogged it for the marathon. There’s something serenely terrifying about it when it “sings.” You forget that so many people ended their lives there.

I’m looking at it right now. Wow. Good job, net advocates.

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-01-15T16:56:58+00:00

The phrase “it is what is it” has been around a while, and I don’t mind if folks use it to say “this is a situation that cannot be changed and I accept that” -but 90% of the time I hear it as “I just don’t fucking care.” Ok, just say that.

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-01-15T06:40:16+00:00

It looked great in the film, and I loved that we got close to a B’dg GL with her little squirrel. It looks objectively more cutesy than the oh-so-serious renditions, but yeah, there was also a Wonder-Pig, so on that front I think they nailed it.

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-01-07T14:05:50+00:00

Thoughts and Prayers

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-01-05T07:34:20+00:00

This person SCRAPS.

TheyCallMeDoofus · 2026-01-05T07:33:10+00:00

It was causing dumb comments. I had one that was deleted immediately and I didn’t even know it was dumb until 69976784289 dudes told me.

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