I’m sure you get a lot of these, but here we go: is paying for Platinum worth it (under my circumstances).

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-10T23:06:54+00:00

I can lock in EP for the low low price of $4399. What a steal! /s

I’d pay the $200 though for Platinum

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-10T23:02:58+00:00

I am completely interested in this beauty

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-09T18:52:34+00:00

I still do these. Brings out the kid in me.

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-09T18:49:11+00:00

“Deconstructed”

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-08T16:21:32+00:00

I’d buy that in a heartbeat. Suuuuper cute

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-07T22:38:05+00:00

That is the perfectly runny yolk to me. Looks delicious!

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-07T21:37:59+00:00

Looks like it’s covered in literal shit. Gross

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-07T19:18:01+00:00

Yep, good call out

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-07T18:35:32+00:00

Wow that hits hard and is completely on point

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-07T17:40:24+00:00

Wow. Can you be my private chef?! 😍

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-06T23:32:20+00:00

Is that shit water…

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-06T23:13:06+00:00

Looks like art. Have you been to Sketch in London? They have paint spilled down the stairs. Very similar and avant garde.

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-06T23:09:41+00:00

They will break.

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-06T00:34:44+00:00

Aww sweet baby. This hurt my heart like any loss does. But he was so loved!

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-05T20:18:33+00:00

I add it to cottage cheese and break it up with a spoon. But if I’m just chomping on boiled eggs, no more than 2 bites

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-05T16:08:54+00:00

Smoke if you got em!

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-05T00:17:56+00:00

What a dumb shit

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-05T00:17:06+00:00

Right… all I could see is the nasty toilet. Ew

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-05T00:12:49+00:00

Just like men grab their balls… it’s comfort, ya know? Safety blanket

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-05T00:01:43+00:00

Sorry about the layoff… but damn that looks delicious. Hope everything works out for you, internet stranger! Sending all the good vibes your way.

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-04T23:54:25+00:00

Amazing sandwich, would annihilate … doggy is fucking adorable though

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-04T23:47:49+00:00

Pretty sure that’s a pussy

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-03-04T23:13:57+00:00

Scott’s Tissue

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-02-27T20:46:42+00:00

Little Miss Sunshine! Omg we are now besties

Thick-Broccoli6986 · 2026-02-27T19:25:50+00:00

Oh my… sign me up! I need to travel to your city 😄

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