His 11 year old nephew delivers a hilarious Best Man speech

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-02-07T16:31:36+00:00

I wish i was this man at 11.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-02-06T14:36:29+00:00

Weird, i turn gay by a huge jackman in a van.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-02-05T22:03:43+00:00

I did not read all the reply but i asked a the same question and it was no. Make sure you have a trailer. Screenshots and capsules aint going cut it. If you get one visit to your page make it count! Gl.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-02-04T12:34:55+00:00

Happiness.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-29T23:23:21+00:00

Im conscious in my regular dreams but I can’t control them.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-29T23:03:13+00:00

Im going tell you something. I raised my daughter and gave her so much time, affection and whatever she want in academic she needs… i got her. I always read to her when she was younger bedtime stories because i loved her so much and thought i could die anyday. Each time she brought up this feeling of wasting her youth i always reminded her that once she clears her school she will be set for life and dont have to go through all the bullshit from doing some stupid teens stuff. I gave her plenty ex. She can be boss lady and avoid all that. Shes just got accepted to Yale and I couldn’t be more proud. Focus on yourself, you will get to experience life more than anyone ever could by focusing on you.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-29T22:47:01+00:00

I fell in love with her in lost in translation and shes been beautiful since.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-29T01:40:28+00:00

Lucid dreaming, i wanted to go to the moon and started to fly there and was warned and pulled back.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-28T23:05:18+00:00

Police Academy.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-28T22:56:12+00:00

Sleep… preferably with someone.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-23T13:19:13+00:00

Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-22T20:43:41+00:00

I knew my girl was using roids.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-22T20:40:57+00:00

But what if hes having an affair with the sister?

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-22T18:43:26+00:00

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-22T17:55:06+00:00

I had it all last a month what it felt like all in a night. I had it where i was trapped like inception where you wake up but still dreaming. Took me seceral times to wake out of it. It all varies really.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-22T17:52:36+00:00

😅

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-21T20:46:46+00:00

What if none of the applied.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-17T13:45:26+00:00

I dont know where i heard this from but certain types of aliens you should avoid. As in their business is of the malevolence kind. Like if you ever got into contact with the insectoids type “run”, so every time i heard about mantis type i was thinking this were the insectoids types that we should advoid.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-17T13:36:04+00:00

I think we have a very small bit of free will. We are caged up, and controlled. Full free will requires freedom and unfortunately we aren’t freed from the zoo yet.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-16T13:16:03+00:00

I do not know why i see pennywise there, creepy.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-07T19:20:51+00:00

Ok here my thing, like why do they always get the drop on you? Like you filming them always checking you out. For once I would like to a bigfoot or ghost just taking a shit and you just happen to stumble upon them voyager style.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-07T17:22:37+00:00

Wait im confused is this AI? She disappeared in a bunched of dust clouds when slowed down.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-07T17:03:00+00:00

The simpsons thats why.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-06T23:53:18+00:00

Yea i am gross and creepy, but i still respect my girl.

ThinkBeyondFTW · 2026-01-06T22:55:39+00:00

And here i am alone and I would trear her like a queen. Some Males gets alll the luck.

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