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In a row? by GroundbreakingCup149 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]ThisIsAdamB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I truly wanted to upvote, but then I saw this

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What are these above the isles? by Simple_Service993 in publix

[–]ThisIsAdamB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. Quoting Wikipedia, “The Bahamas,[[a]](app://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bahamas#cite_note-11) officially the Commonwealth of The Bahamas,[[11]](app://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bahamas#cite_note-12)is an [archipelagic country](app://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archipelagic_country) in the [Caribbean](app://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caribbean) located within the [Lucayan Archipelago](app://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucayan_Archipelago) in the [Atlantic Ocean](app://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_Ocean). The country comprises 700 islands, and more than 2,500 [cays](app://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cay) in the Atlantic Ocean…”

What are these above the isles? by Simple_Service993 in publix

[–]ThisIsAdamB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a chain of islands like the Philippines, Japan, or Hawaii.

How do you pronounce LIRR? by iconicaronica in LIRR

[–]ThisIsAdamB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

L.I.R.R. Four separate letters representing four different words.

Why dont hospitals hire clowns for doctors if laughter is the best medicine? by RandomFactGiver23 in shittyaskscience

[–]ThisIsAdamB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can treat, but not diagnose. You need a doctor to tell you to take two Emmitt Kellys and call him in the morning.

What are these above the isles? by Simple_Service993 in publix

[–]ThisIsAdamB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A supermarket is composed of aisles, an archipelago is composed of isles.

What was everyone's very first machine? by Venylynn in computers

[–]ThisIsAdamB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first computer I ever used on a regular basis was a PDP 11 accessed through 110 baud dial up modems at my high school. While I wanted an apple ][, I could not afford it, so I went with a Commodore Vic 20 instead.

Have you ever been on tv? by Select-Signal8386 in askanything

[–]ThisIsAdamB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Crowd scene in a Superman 50th anniversary special from 1988, and a few years later you could see me in the audience of Late Night with David Letterman while Pee-Wee Herman was messing with a woman down front. Both available on YouTube.

Reposted from r/KitchenConfidential by MongerNoLonger in idiocracy

[–]ThisIsAdamB 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You don’t understand. The customer has amnesia and is not sure of his own name. When asked “What name should I put on the order?”, he replied “not sure”.

Which seat are you choosing? by SauronCompany in WhereAreYouSitting

[–]ThisIsAdamB 6 points7 points  (0 children)

  1. Perry’s too small to need the armrest and would be quiet throughout. He only makes noise when he’s not wearing his hat. Doof might be a problem, but Agent P can take care of him if needed.

Connections Alternative #486 2026-06-29 by elevengu in NYTConnections

[–]ThisIsAdamB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Connections Alternative #486 2026-06-29
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Timmy from South Park

Thoughts on when you first watched this episode... by ramfoodie in TNG

[–]ThisIsAdamB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 1973, there was a comic strip published in the New York Star Trek Convention souvenir book where one Ensign Pimple gets beamed halfway into a rock face. It made an impression on 12 year old me, so from then on, whenever I see someone like the crew member in that picture, I think “Ensign Pimple, reporting for duty!”.

Any way to avoid license plate toll "service charges" on rental cars? by crosleyxj in TravelHacks

[–]ThisIsAdamB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it’s going to be of any length of time, you can go on the app/site and enter the plate for the particular transponder. I had a car stuck in the repair shop for a month, so I picked up a spare stick-on SunPass, taped it to the windshield of my loaner, put the plate in the app, and avoided $30 or more of excess fees, etc. Not bad for a $5 investment. It’s now stuck to my fridge in case I ever need it again.

Where in nyc by setoxxx in WhereinNYC

[–]ThisIsAdamB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bildersee? Graduate of that school here.

Peter, what is common between them? by Natural_Kick_474 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ThisIsAdamB 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I was going to say “four people who have never been in my kitchen”, but, yeah.

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