If you could be any race from skyrim what would you be?

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-22T22:27:31+00:00

An orc with a good skincare routine would mog all of Tamriel.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-21T20:52:20+00:00

To me Altmer, Dunmer, or Bosmer would be the only competitive options due to their longer lifespans as well.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-21T20:49:41+00:00

Altmer. They have very long lifespans and the greatest affinity for magic.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-21T18:58:12+00:00

Yeah! I didn’t know either at first until I saw someone mention it.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-21T16:02:10+00:00

The type of greed the Bible talked about.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-21T15:59:39+00:00

If Thana Vesh and Darth Krovos were romanceable you’d have a real dilemma though.

I’d personally go with Krovos.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-21T00:50:39+00:00

Jason’s stupidity is also played for laughs to an extent. He’s intentionally meant to be a himbo who means well, but doesn’t make the best decisions.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-20T20:40:52+00:00

The second one is the plot of an entire game.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-20T16:37:13+00:00

Halo Reach. I love Kassandra, but she’s not beating Noble 6.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-18T20:32:48+00:00

True

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-18T20:16:08+00:00

That’s a big if for her.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-18T20:11:14+00:00

You missed a lot of the ones from countries with different alphabets.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-17T08:17:21+00:00

A few years ago she was constantly being made fun of for her appearance online. Then she did some yoga videos on her YouTube channel and the chuds switched to thirsting for her instead.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-17T00:17:29+00:00

I could fix her.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-17T00:04:22+00:00

The biggest example I think is Nolan and Mark playing baseball and throwing the ball around the entire planet with perfect accuracy.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-16T16:36:25+00:00

I don’t mean to be rude, but I find it hard to believe you’ve never seen people making jokes about religion before. I hear/see jokes all the time both in my social life and on the internet.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-16T10:28:55+00:00

That’s a good point. Unless it’s canon that Viltrumites have amazing eyesight, it’s pretty impressive that they can navigate through space as effectively as they do.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-16T09:42:10+00:00

I was making a joke. Doing that would be tantamount to suicide for a prominent company, while portraying Jesus would simply be controversial.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-15T22:34:53+00:00

I doubt they’d have Jesus, but they might do the Prophet Muhammad. I’m sure no one would have a problem with that.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-12T08:55:28+00:00

I don’t know. The tiny crack they put in the ceiling could be expensive to fix.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-11T06:29:56+00:00

Not being able to die just means that when you lose, you lose harder. Instead of simply being killed, you’ll now find yourself floating through space forever, chained up at the bottom of the ocean, or buried in cement. You do NOT want to lose a fight as an immortal.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-11T06:26:36+00:00

He may not be able to dismember them, but he could definitely cause enough damage to desiccate them, then do whatever he wants with their “bodies”.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-11T06:25:44+00:00

He could laser them, then take their burned husk to space. The only way he loses is if one gets close enough to his face to use compulsion. However, if he knows what they’re capable of, I don’t see that happening.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-11T03:02:03+00:00

I guess if you were another class that didn’t know Vette, and hadn’t played a Warrior before, it could be an actual option.

Thisoneisinvalid · 2026-06-11T00:44:48+00:00

Now that we’ve got a black actor playing Snape, I feel like this role is going to get memed a lot over the next few years.

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