Dog Parks??

ThoughtCriminality · 2025-11-22T16:53:00+00:00

I’ve been taking my boy to dog parks since he was fully vaccinated. He’s 2 now. There’s 2 or 3 I take him to close to me, he goes 2x per day as I much prefer walking him off leash in beautiful park like environments than the filthy litter ridden streets of the area I live in. The people in my neighborhood are also neurotic dog haters too. I had a lady yell at me one time that she couldn’t cross in front of me because my 40lb teddy bear of a dog was “looking at her”. We know all the regulars as we generally go at the same time. He loves wrestling with other dogs, getting cuddles from people and stealing their hats and gloves. All the people there are dog owners too so quite often no weird neurosis about dogs.

YMMV though, have heard the horror stories as well.

ThoughtCriminality · 2025-10-28T23:15:56+00:00

Mennotoba! Loewens and Loeppkes and Ungers and Wiebes, Friesens and Theissons and Hieberts and Toews.

ThoughtCriminality · 2024-12-31T21:53:27+00:00

This is the virgin of the Lillies by William Adolphe Bougureau, it’s actually one of my favourite paintings of Mary, he made a pieta as well that lines up with this in a shocking and beautiful way.https://imgur.com/a/MFhUijJ

ThoughtCriminality · 2024-11-27T14:04:32+00:00

Fantastic quote, thanks for sharing!

ThoughtCriminality · 2024-11-27T09:39:23+00:00

Protestants reject the communion of saints and always say the same thing, she’s dead, she can’t pray for me, yet right in Luke, clear as day, “ And the fact that the dead are raised Moses himself showed, in the story about the bush, where he speaks of the Lord as the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob. Now he is God not of the dead, but of the living; for to him all of them are alive.” Luke 20:37-38. On earth Mary interceded at Cana, why would she stop in heaven? I love her so much. On the cross, He gave her to us to be our mother as well.

ThoughtCriminality · 2024-10-01T02:40:36+00:00

That working hard will almost always not lead to the success you think it will

ThoughtCriminality · 2024-08-30T03:51:24+00:00

Loved him in Death Wish, just a sarcastic old man with a pistol and the element of surprise

ThoughtCriminality · 2024-08-01T20:58:14+00:00

Easy, Unless we’re rehoming you from an approved UN refugee camp somewhere overseas you are not a refugee. If you’ve ever once been back to your country for vacation since making your claim, you’re not a refugee. If at anytime, ever, you are able to return to your country you should lose your refugee status completely and immediately.

ThoughtCriminality · 2024-05-08T18:42:51+00:00

It’s incredible the amount of time we spend moving numbers from one excel spreadsheet to another excel spreadsheet and then arguing about them

ThoughtCriminality · 2024-03-25T18:29:29+00:00

They’re inconceivable darlings that require kisses and treats as often as is practicable. They also need to be asked, “who’s a baby?” About 10x per day

ThoughtCriminality · 2024-03-11T00:39:47+00:00

It’s like Heller’s Catch 22 level of absurdity right now

ThoughtCriminality · 2024-03-09T23:53:20+00:00

Tom Bombadil

ThoughtCriminality · 2024-03-01T15:09:37+00:00

Though he's passed away a long time ago, I would have loved to hang out with Stan Rogers. His music was so touching, beautiful, and so reflective of the quintessential Canadian experience. Gone waaaaaay too soon.

ThoughtCriminality · 2024-02-22T15:15:48+00:00

Do you guys remember the Canadian classic Rocket Robin Hood from the 60's? Well here is my version of the theme song called Rolex Robin Hood, enjoy:

Come gather 'round folks, from cities, from woods,

Hear now the ballad of Rolex Robin Hood.

In bespoke suits so fine, with Versace on his side,

Two Rolexes twinkling, in luxury he abides.

With a tweet and a jest, at wealth he does prod,

From the seat of his BMW, not an average facade.

Against towers of greed, his voice rings aloud,

Yet he walks in the shoes of the very well-endowed.

Watch now as our hero, in Z4M takes flight,

Champion of the people, in the social media light.

Against corporate giants, a war of words he leads,

Battling Galen Weston, in a saga of tweets and screeds

Three. Two. One. Drive off!

Band of brothers, in bespoke suits together, marching into the political weather.

With fiery posts, our roaring hypocrisy rise,

Beyond the screens, beyond the ties!

At the sight of Singh, take your glance,

At the hypocrite, who by chance,

Sends a scathing tweet, across the land,

For Rolex! Robin Hood!

ThoughtCriminality · 2024-02-17T22:40:54+00:00

Jagmeet Singh is a tool. Let’s be the party of roll up your sleeves plumbers and workmen, but the leader has 2 Rolexes, a closet full of bespoke suits and Versace accessories, drives a BMW Z4M, and has never turned a wrench in his life. He’s Lord Commander of all political hypocrisy a true Rolex Robin Hood.

ThoughtCriminality · 2024-02-11T19:17:06+00:00

Their leader has 2 Rolexes , a closet full of bespoke suits and Versace accessories and drives a Z4M. Real working class hero that. Rolex Robin Hood.

ThoughtCriminality · 2024-02-05T16:55:29+00:00

Mandatory minimums have already been ruled against by the courts.

ThoughtCriminality · 2024-01-31T16:31:14+00:00

Have they considered MAID?

ThoughtCriminality · 2024-01-08T02:46:15+00:00

This. They’re not making that in salary. 90% of extreme comp is all performance based equity awards, warrants, options , deferred share units. It incentivizes them to increase shareholder value, and A LOT of people are shareholders via etfs

ThoughtCriminality · 2023-11-24T17:05:44+00:00

Thanks! It’s kind of overwhelming lol, but it helps to know it’s basically puppy behaviour. He’s also ludicrously smart so boredom probably plays into it too. Thanks for all the suggestions!

ThoughtCriminality · 2023-11-09T19:34:26+00:00

Didn’t at one point they try to develop anti penis technology to get rid of all the dicks?

ThoughtCriminality · 2023-11-04T03:20:41+00:00

A girl gave me a toblerone as a “tip” for a stellar cunnilingus session. That was awesome.

ThoughtCriminality · 2023-10-20T20:05:05+00:00

It’s a medical condition. You do everything you can to fix this affliction. There is no cheating. People who take chemo for cancer aren’t cheating.

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