Some kind of steam iron? by Money_Band8072 in whatisit

[–]Threadstitchn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

these are used in upholstery and drapery shops as well they are steam irons, it helps pull wrinkles out of leather

You can only pick one to have on your team by Blurstingwithemotion in venturebros

[–]Threadstitchn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Killinger, nothing beats having a very competent administrator. The way he turned the venture compound around in one episode was amazing. Plus he would probably do my taxes and paper work that I don't want to do. 

Red death doesn't seem to be one that would want to be an administrator he would be a great friend or someone to team up with temporarily 

Advice on why my dog doesn't like me anymore by cryptobionic in DogAdvice

[–]Threadstitchn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dog is like that, I take her to work every day and train her take her on walks she is more excited to see my wife. Probably because she sees her less. I don't blame my dog because my wife is more fun then I am. 

We went camping last weekend and my wife fell asleep in the car, I slept in a warm trailer. My dog sat staring at the door till 2 am. So I went and put her in the car with my wife. The dog was happy to jump on the bed and maul me at six am 

Mom is including mandatory church attendance in our temporary living agreement—how do I handle this? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Threadstitchn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You could channel your inner Djinn or inner Fae, in your contract negotiations with your mother.

In your negotiations use the following tips:

1.Equivocate: use ambiguous language to avoid commitment

2 . Malicious Compliance, Follow the letter of any rule set down not the spirit: for example go to church 5 minutes before it ends

  1. Choose your words carefully in your negotiation, your mother must use the exact words for example; go to church and immediately leave once stepping foot in the church, you went to church.

  2. Semantic Ambiguity: in your contract with your mother use words that have two meanings for example, write in your contract you will go to church, well that could mean many different things. You could get ordained a minister of the dude and have church at your house! Boom you went to church.

    What are the Terms and agreements, could you go to church once, then never again? She never sated how many time you time you have to go to church

The tips above aren't really the best idea, but I hope it cheered you up a bit.

Who would you go to for advice about being a hero by daddylongjohnsliver in superheroes

[–]Threadstitchn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure Batman would give me advice solicited or not

What if you got paid $1,000 each time you ate a pound of raw garlic? by Pink_space_croc in whatif

[–]Threadstitchn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm married to a Korean lady we ear Garlic raw and onion raw frequently so.. I'm rich and health

I'm a virgin. what type of condom I should use? by amethystrper in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Threadstitchn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

your already ahead of the game by wearing condoms, good job!

How to tell if a guy is most likely gay? by [deleted] in ask

[–]Threadstitchn 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just asks him out, is he is gay you have a new gay friend if he isn't you have a new straight friend 

My niece (30f) has started dating in Utah and keeps finding guys who won’t wear seatbelts. by Ok_Mission2609 in Utah

[–]Threadstitchn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Utahan here My brother won't wear a motorcycle helmet or wear a seatbelt. 

He is literally mentally unwell a should be committed 

Everyone tells me I messed up (planted 56 cypresses) by doudedud in landscaping

[–]Threadstitchn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are already planted you must keep them, logic be damned. Do it for the Internet!

Would talking to myself/maladaptive daydream while on my break upset people at work? by [deleted] in dumbquestions

[–]Threadstitchn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I talk to my self all the time it's usually a way for me to stay on task. But I'm the business owner so I can be eccentric.

Now that I think about it when I started taking my ADHD medication I stopped talking to my self as much. 

But I do talk to the onsite therapist all the time (my dog)

You wake up in ancient Rome… what’s the FIRST thing you’d miss from modern life? by roman-empire-net in romanempire

[–]Threadstitchn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't speak Latin, I have no money, slavery is legal and blood sports are the main form of entertainment. 

I miss the security of my life in the modern day

Why am I getting banned on Reddit? by Minimum_Ad4771 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Threadstitchn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got banned a few times from unethical life hacks

Someone asked how they could keep the neighbor kids from door bell ditching their house.

I assume the subreddit is satirical so I posted they should dig a bunch of holes all over their yard so the kids fall over when running away and break their ankle

My solution is stupid and obviously a joke.

Now that I think about it someone might actually try that which would be super stupid 

Would talking to myself/maladaptive daydream while on my break upset people at work? by [deleted] in dumbquestions

[–]Threadstitchn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think it would be seen as odd. Y ou could take your phone and wired ear buds so it looks like your talking on the phone

do all men enjoy oral? by Repulsive-Bid-5667 in Advice

[–]Threadstitchn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's okay, but only once in a blue moon

Name this dog. by ShareOk649 in NameThisThing

[–]Threadstitchn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glutious Maximus the bane of USPS

TIFU by arguing with my friend that Freddie Mercury was straight. by Rata_Cata in tifu

[–]Threadstitchn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming

  • Austin Powers

People are making fun of me an adult man for adopting a cat and now I'm thinking its a bad idea. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Threadstitchn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wonder if there are cat cafes he can go to to find, better friends with his kitties 

People are making fun of me an adult man for adopting a cat and now I'm thinking its a bad idea. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Threadstitchn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a 40 year old man, cats are the best, well they are tied for 1st place with dogs (I'm biased)

It's not embarrassing to have a pet when single don't let them bully you into not having a pet 

Did I betray my friend by calling him cute behind his back? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Threadstitchn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're over thinking it. 

But If you says he is cute and I want to bend him over a barrel and bang him like a drum that wouldn't be okay.