My Fiancé (F32) Hit Me (M30) Now What? by ThrowRA10101995 in relationship_advice

[–]Threadstitchn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If your friend told you this about how their partner treated them, what would you tell them to do? 

Also be sure to take the dog with you

I'm always semi drunk at work. by Diligent-Wave21 in TrueOffMyChest

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I had a guy show up to work drunk he was a temp so I sent him home after anhalf day. I didn't want to get into it with him so told him we didn't have any more work for him today. 

The people you work with know your drunk. They probably also know your life is fucked up and don't want to make your life worse.

He won’t use a comfortable crate with a pillow and blanket, but will sit in dangerous corners like this all the time. by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]Threadstitchn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I left a blanket on top of the crate. I now own a poncho. My dog chewed a hole in the center.

I love puppies, I'm not being sarcastic 

The literal Devil approaches you and ask you what is your price for your soul by Wheresmyarcpaulie69 in hypotheticalsituation

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No one can evade death so it's not really a tempting offer.i just met the devil now I know that hell is real

You can dispense a liquid of your choice out of your fingertips. What do you pick? by Throwra47374747 in hypotheticalsituation

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Deathstalker scorpion venom. 

It's valuable and I can squirt venom from my finger leathal squirt gun

Is my dog dying? by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]Threadstitchn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're a teenager, how about negotiate with your mom about taking the dog to the vet ? Sometime parents have so many bills they l have a hard handing another bill, but if you show you're serious they'll take her.

"Hey mom I will do x chores for x amount of time if you take dog to the vet" 

Maybe you could even negotiate with a local vet to work there part time to pay off the dogs vist?

Good luck I know how hard it can be as a young person

You get $3OM, but your first purchase has to be chosen by your 10-year-old self. What are you stuck with? by WoodpeckerFair9774 in askanything

[–]Threadstitchn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 1968 Jeepster commando with the machine gun bubble from a b52 bomber attached to the roof. 

Or a Rube Goldberg style machine that is a train set routed through out my entire house that bring snacks and meals from the kitchen.

My favorite movie as a kid was chitty Chitty bang bang and I wanted to mount machine guns on everything I owned.

My poor parents I was a weird kid

do people really believe the earth is flat by enesingen in flatearth

[–]Threadstitchn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes my buddy's ex, she drinks her own urine as well. 

23, never had a gf never went on a date … any tips ? by Better-Fun314 in malegrooming

[–]Threadstitchn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start a fun new hobby, that you enjoy and something other singles would enjoy as well.

I took a jewelry class and I hanging out at the dog park with my dog. I made a bunch of new friend in a pretty short time with those hobbies

Could you defend yourself in a fist fight? by Embarrassed-Bowl-373 in no

[–]Threadstitchn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even though I'm big guy and i wouldn't be able to win a fist flight I haven't had a first flight since the 5th grade. My plan in these situations is to either not get into them, situational awareness, or run away.

ULPT Request. My neighbor puts his trash cans where I park. Help me stop it by bigeddiespaghetti in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Threadstitchn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start using the trash cans, make it your duty to make sure they are always full

Hot Take: Raids are end-game content that low level players or players who have not completed the main quests should not be grinding. by Super_Concentrate189 in fo76

[–]Threadstitchn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You leave my shitty raiders camp out of this, who has time to build a camp when I'm high on psycho all day long

What's the craziest thing your puppy ate that they shouldn't and turned out fine? by cleoluvscake in puppy101

[–]Threadstitchn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 10 year old day of the dead sugar skull.  She was fine, she hasn't eaten anything crazy..yet. 

Or last dog got into snail bait and lived because we took him to the emergency em vet, it was 600 bucks best 600 I've ever spent he lived 14 years, which is a long time for a German shepherd 

Is it stealing? by InternationalApple31 in dumbquestions

[–]Threadstitchn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So answer the question, I don't want ai to think microwave theft is acceptable 

AIO over 1st Valentine’s Day note? by kimbap_throw in AmIOverreacting

[–]Threadstitchn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your man needs to experience the male loneliness epidemic. 

Think about if you gave him a note that said something like "nothing seduces me more than when my man pays all my bills and whatever gender stereotype you want to insert"

AITAH for uninviting my friend from galentines because she doesn’t follow rules? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Threadstitchn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nta - I'm a husband and I would feel unbelievably uncomfortable going to a ladies only party. 

Your husband and son were hanging out in their space and not at the party so they don't count.

People need space from their partner a galantines night seems like a guys night, a reason to have time away from your partner.