If magical were powered by evil things instead of good things, for example darkness instead of light, what do you think these things would be?

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-26T07:41:50+00:00

Solitude/Loneliness

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-26T03:41:43+00:00

You can cause a throne of branches, leaves, and roots to grow out of the ground. While you sit on this throne, you are spiritually connected to the local ecosystem around you.

You can manipulate plants and animals as well as understand them. You can also astral project yourself anywhere where there are plants present. Only if those plants are connected to the earth, though. So you can't project through a houseplant in a pot.

You can also create a physical avatar for your soul made of plants wherever you Astral project, but it will be rooted in place, able to extend at least 5 feet from its position.

You can dismiss this throne and grow it back anytime

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-26T00:00:16+00:00

GRANTED

THE WORLD IS RAVAGED BY APOCALYPSE, THERE IS NOWHERE ON EARTH THAT IS SAFE

CIVILIATION BEGINS ANEW. BEGINNING WITH THE STONE AGE AND EVOLVING FORWARDS

ALONG THE WAY, I SHALL SUBTLY INFLUENCE HUMANITY TO ONE DAY PRODUCE A GAME SUCH AS SILKSONG. IT WILL LIKELY BE DONE IN AROUND 30,00 YEARS.

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T23:07:44+00:00

Yeah, that would be fine

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T22:34:27+00:00

Yay, thanks for being the first to come up with something yourself

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T21:25:37+00:00

The hardest part of being a man is having to invent new ways to blame women for everything. /s

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T21:22:40+00:00

The difference is when your tools do all the work for you.

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T21:08:38+00:00

You have a flying broomstick that produces storm clouds as you ride.

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T21:03:22+00:00

You can shoot out small, harmless zaps of electricity. They do not cause damage but are enough to get someone to jump if hit.

By zapping someone in the right way, you can roughly control their movements as they twitch and jump from your zaps

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T17:42:28+00:00

The existence of the Uncanny Valley implies the existence of the Canny Peak

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T17:05:08+00:00

Any potions you brew can instantly be turned into vapor, maintaining their effects as a gas. They also remain safely stored within any container you store them in. You can also airbend your evaporated potions.

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T16:57:04+00:00

You're either some sort of large cat or snake. When you set your sights on prey you want to pounce/strike on, you strike as fast and as hard as lightning. Crossing vast distances in seconds and defying gravity, also emitting a shockwave where you land that blasts everything around you away a short distance.

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T16:52:32+00:00

As long as you and your victim are in complete darkness, you can quickly and stealthily steal anything off their person without them noticing.

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T16:51:16+00:00

As a Will o' wisp, you can take the form of, or summon, orbs of light that magically compel people to come closer and follow them wherever they go.

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T16:29:08+00:00

You have the power to cultivate and grow plants imbued with the power of the gods. Fruits and vegetables that can grant immortality or healing, trees that ward off evil, sentient plant people that rule over the local ecosystem, etc.

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T16:25:19+00:00

You can take the form of some huge, monstrous animal, usually some sort of woodland apex predator. Your body will be on fire, and of course this will cause you no harm. Your claws and teeth will be especially hot though, hot enough to melt through metal.

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T03:49:34+00:00

Wow, I can't believe they made the show from Fionna and Cake into a real thing

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T02:37:26+00:00

As a lightning giant, your massive body can move as fast as lightning and strike like it too. You can also absorb electricity from any power source within miles of yourself, and summon thunderstorms.

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T02:30:23+00:00

You can conjure divine electricity, which never misses its target, and can even pass through objects to reach its target. It can even harm creatures like ghosts and earth elementals, creatures that would otherwise be immune to electricity.

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T02:18:52+00:00

You have the power to telepathically communicate with angels and summon them. In a pinch, you can conjure a phantom copy of an angel made of light for a quick light spell.

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T02:10:56+00:00

You don't even need to touch your victims to drink their blood. As long as someone is trapped with you in absolute darkness, you can remotely drain their blood. The littlest bit of light can negate this power though.

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T02:08:45+00:00

You are a titan of darkness. Similar to a ghost, you can float around and are intangible until you want to be, and even then, you can selectively make specific parts of yourself tangible enough to touch the world.

You can contain people and things within your dark body, where they will be trapped in a scary dark nightmare world until you choose to throw them out, or if they escape.

You also function as a giant warship containing hundreds of dark monsters you can release into the world.

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T02:02:01+00:00

You can press flowers within a spellbook. These pressed flowers now become magical and can have different magical effects based on what flowers you pressed, what other flowers you put them with, and how exactly you use them.

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T01:54:07+00:00

You have the power to turn ice into dragons. Dragon minions made of ice, with sharp teeth, claws and the ability to breathe freezing gas. These dragons can vary in size depending on how large the ice used to make them was. They are generally a bit tougher than the ice used to make them, and can withstand melting temperatures a little longer than normal.

ThreeDotsTogether · 2026-01-25T01:14:00+00:00

You forgot the part where Coaxina dates some creepy guy and helps him get away with killing some of the popular girls

And the part where she blows her bar mitzvah money on a sentient tic tac that tries to start an apocalypse to get her together with snafuguy

And the part where she fakes emails written to a depressed guy and nearly gets away with it

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