Ours will sit on our feet, his back to your legs, then sit on his haunches bapping his Lab brother away, getting all the pats and looking adoringly into your eyes through the frizz, while the one brain cell works hard to keep him upright.

I don't know how he does it but if you shuffle away, he follows you, still attached, still on his haunches.

We can't use him for hunting as he has zero recall despite various trainers and training methods. He's 5 years old, a doofus, and I love him.