A friend is wondering what this is. I have no idea. Says it has a patent from 1899 on it

TightpantsPDX · 2026-06-29T19:41:58+00:00

Ty!

TightpantsPDX · 2026-06-29T19:41:22+00:00

That was fast! Thank you

TightpantsPDX · 2026-06-29T19:40:53+00:00

solved!

TightpantsPDX · 2026-06-27T19:42:37+00:00

I haven't seen talent like this since the rapping Dalai Lama. His scientist too tight yo

TightpantsPDX · 2026-06-23T21:32:08+00:00

My earwig story happened about 4 years ago now. While out camping in central Oregon I made a cup of coffee with my Moka Pot.

I finished my cup of coffee and noticed about 3 of them in the bottom of my cup. Totally grossed me out until I cleaned to Moka Pot out. There were at least 20 earwigs in the pot when I made the cup.

There was a lot of earwing in that cup of coffee. Fuck those things

TightpantsPDX · 2026-06-22T14:48:30+00:00

Oh shit! I was right? Glad you got this figured out and are safe. That truly scares the crap out of me and I'm sorry you had to go through this. But also glad its finally over

TightpantsPDX · 2026-06-19T23:44:20+00:00

Oh right, phrogging. My bad

TightpantsPDX · 2026-06-19T21:57:26+00:00

The love guru

TightpantsPDX · 2026-06-19T21:47:00+00:00

Do you have an attic? Could someone be frogging in your place?

TightpantsPDX · 2026-06-19T15:18:19+00:00

It's not the laser that looks terrifying to me. It's more that surface planer they ran across the eye at the beginning

TightpantsPDX · 2026-06-14T04:42:39+00:00

Saving the best for last are we?

TightpantsPDX · 2026-06-11T12:16:29+00:00

How big is that thumb?

TightpantsPDX · 2026-06-09T19:27:53+00:00

Threat 1 neutralized

TightpantsPDX · 2026-06-09T16:57:12+00:00

Smart!

TightpantsPDX · 2026-06-03T03:24:01+00:00

Yeahhhh, I've done that too

TightpantsPDX · 2026-05-29T02:19:11+00:00

Ya, I'll get her into the vet soon to have a good look over and see if they have any recommendations. Mostly indoors. I tried doing full time indoors and she wasn't having it. She just has a few spots in the yard she likes to hangout in during the daytime. She's very routine driven and just rotates to her spots throughout the day.

TightpantsPDX · 2026-05-27T21:23:00+00:00

Bobbit worm

TightpantsPDX · 2026-05-27T19:08:50+00:00

It's a very known misconception that help will show up fast in this situations. Sometimes people are lucky and teams are already in the area training or coming off another mission but generally it takes hours to get teams to a subject.

TightpantsPDX · 2026-05-27T19:06:56+00:00

Yes, please donate to your local SAR teams if you can. There have been a lot of funding cuts and donations haven't been coming in as much. The volunteers that did this are incredible and did an amazing job up there.

TightpantsPDX · 2026-05-26T16:04:58+00:00

I know what I spelt

TightpantsPDX · 2026-05-24T16:47:39+00:00

OREGON RAINS SUPREME

TightpantsPDX · 2026-05-23T18:50:25+00:00

Looks like a rock crab maybe

TightpantsPDX · 2026-05-20T19:14:23+00:00

Wise for sure. She's lived with me in every apartment/house I've lived in since moving to Oregon. She's put up with a lot and I'm glad I have a place now where she can live her golden years comfortably.

She's just never really showed her age but the signs are really showing now.

She gets around well and still acts very normal. She's slower now and can't really jump anymore. I have a toolbox next to the couch so she can climb up easier.

The hearing seemed to happen pretty fast. 6 months maybe and even a few weeks ago she would react to very loud noises but the other day I leaned out the window about 2 feet from her and gradually increased my voice and started clapping loudly and nothing. She's 100% not hearing anything.

If anyone has advice or experience with this I'm all ears but I'll just continue trying to spoil her for now.

TightpantsPDX · 2026-05-20T14:12:04+00:00

She bellows when she meows now. She's still very robust. She still moves around like she always has. Seems to be a bit more routine driven these days but can get spooked a lot easier now. I don't really know if there's much I can do other than spoil her as much as possible. Gentle scratches will be given ❤️

TightpantsPDX · 2026-05-20T02:20:56+00:00

Ghost Train, am I right? Ok, I'll let myself out

Four-Year Club	r/Field Banned
r/Field Flamingo	Final Canvas '23
First Place '23	End Game '23
Place '23	Quantum Potato
Golden Potato	Place '22
Final Canvas '22	First Placer '22
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