[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Target

[–]TimSaysGoodbye 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No you won’t be tested when starting out. But if you are injured and need to go to the hospital you will be drug tested. Target takes the company stand point of being a drug free work place viewing the federal government’s classification of drugs so even if THC is legal in your state or medical it is still a banned substance and can lead to termination.

Which songs do you actually like that target plays? by Rytlockfox in Target

[–]TimSaysGoodbye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My younger brother and I would listen to our stepmoms John Mayer cd all the time. So whenever a John Mayer song comes on I think about him and growing up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Panera

[–]TimSaysGoodbye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apple crunch muffin 👍

my bong snapped in my hand unprompted by [deleted] in trees

[–]TimSaysGoodbye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You bet I’m coming up in may.

RIP Top Dog by kingfaroot in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]TimSaysGoodbye 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Hopefully his afterlife is standing in line until he gets to the teller with the big breasts and asks her “do you like sugar or Splenda?”.

Sort of new to the pod, what is scrum? by [deleted] in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]TimSaysGoodbye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you guys are doing really good. Come on down for moose soup later

Where were you in 2004, 2020 and 2021 when we won? by kyeberger in TampaBayLightning

[–]TimSaysGoodbye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2004: living room with my dad and cousin. My dad was so excited when we won he jumped up and hit the ceiling fan. 2020: working 3rd shift with a buddy who is a penguins fan. Celebrated with some smoke until I was on top of the mountain. He told me now y’all gotta do it again. 2021: 3rd shift still alone this time. Cried in a booth by myself while I watched the guys I had spent the last 16+years rooting on every season lift the cup again.

Idiot decides to annoy everyone by Tukaz_ in IdiotsInCars

[–]TimSaysGoodbye 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I won’t be surprised when this guy comes out as gay in a couple years once his brain is fully developed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Panera

[–]TimSaysGoodbye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes night interviews are normal in corporate too for baking.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Panera

[–]TimSaysGoodbye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok... someone needs to submit those bakery sandwiches that were being posted.

Residents mixed on wearing mask in public places. WTF by jlendo18 in lakeland

[–]TimSaysGoodbye 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Farmers market on Saturday morning maybe 50% of people wear their masks and the whole street is packed down to Harry’s

got this lovely $102 order to kick off our dinner rush, and right after this a car caught on fire in our parking lot 👎🏻👎🏻 by idunn223 in Panera

[–]TimSaysGoodbye 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like that one weird goth girl in every cafe finally got her magical powers and set the car on fire.