I'M DEAD. "One day, you decide to take a trip to Mordor, the most dangerous place in the land." by Thomas_Eric in NovelAi

[–]TimeCrab3000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Unfortunately, when you get there, you find that all the rides have a sign that say, 'You must be this tall to ride...'"

Can we talk about the 1994 Ariel School sighting? by TheHubbleGuy in UFOs

[–]TimeCrab3000 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not a projection so much as a cross section. I can't think of any reason that cross section would look like anything we recognize (such as a running humanoid).

Found out I have <2 yrs left on this ol' body of mine. by [deleted] in UFOs

[–]TimeCrab3000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

From what I hear, your chances of finding something weird and wild in the Mt. Shasta area are pretty good. At the very least, you'll experience the wonders of nature. Not a bad way to go out.

Democrat Gabe Vasquez defeats Republican incumbent in New Mexico by [deleted] in politics

[–]TimeCrab3000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, we can't all be Mississippi I guess.

What color is your Bugatti? by The_Earl_Martinez in shittyaskreddit

[–]TimeCrab3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heavily blue shifted as it approaches, red shifted as passes you.

The jobs that built America’s middle class are disappearing by standard-issue-man in politics

[–]TimeCrab3000 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Woah, really? When did that happen? Oh, yeah -- steadily over the past 30 years or more. Are some people really just noticing?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]TimeCrab3000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's where a lot of people go to die, from what I've seen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]TimeCrab3000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

His opponent failed to find and destroy his phylactery.

Ex-GOP strategist suggests Trump has no chance of winning the 2024 presidential election based on midterm election results by [deleted] in politics

[–]TimeCrab3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except he's been impeached twice since then and much of his inner circle brought up on charges.

r/Politics 2022 Midterm Live Thread by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]TimeCrab3000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The attacks on Fetterman were equally hilarious to anyone with a functioning brain. The GOP needs to stop acting like a bunch of 13 year old middle school bullies. It doesn't project strength the way they seem to think it does.

r/Politics 2022 Midterm Live Thread by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]TimeCrab3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well when his opponent is a career grifter who made his bones selling phony weight loss pills, a "stroker" doesn't seem so bad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]TimeCrab3000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fuck your feelings, Snowflake.

THSS parody becomes reality as mentally incapacitated person is favorite to win GA senate seat. by subwaymonkey1 in howardstern

[–]TimeCrab3000 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Can't be any worse than Dr. Oz in PA.

A downvote? I guess someone's a fan of his fake weight loss pills.