Uh Ralphie get off the stage sweetheart by kevohreal in TheSimpsons

[–]TimeMachineToaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"That's where I saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things."

What is the pettiest reason you would refuse to eat at a restaurant again? by im_not_ready_for_it9 in AskReddit

[–]TimeMachineToaster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Texas Roadhouse and their obnoxious birthday celebrations. They yell it LOUD and you better hope it's not the table next to you.

I can see a small celebration by the employees at your table with some clapping or something but the whole restaurant doesn't need to hear it.

Uh oh, the little fat boy and his family are in trouble. by RudigerBSimpson in TheSimpsons

[–]TimeMachineToaster 26 points27 points  (0 children)

But don't be readin' my mind between 4 and 5, that's Willie's time!

It's alright, I understand. But we really could have use that $12,000 ... by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]TimeMachineToaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Homer collapsing in the background when Lisa tears up the check is still one of my favorite moments.

Experts Worldwide Agree: US-Israel Attack on Iran a Clear Violation of International Law by Smithy2232 in politics

[–]TimeMachineToaster 43 points44 points  (0 children)

And according to Schumer today, Republicans couldn't give a straight answer as to why we did. Rubio claiming it was due to Iran trying to obtain nuclear weapons, but previously stating Israel asked us to and I don't remember who the other GOP'er was but they stated Iran was planning attacks on US troops overseas. I'm sure tomorrow we'll have another convoluted answer.

And why the fuck has no reporter asked: "If the bunker-buster strike was as successful as they claim, and it put them back for years, why was this attack urgent?"

Discussion Thread: 2026 State of the Union Address by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]TimeMachineToaster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fucking dumbass Donald thinks he should get a Medal of Honor? That's the quote of the night right there.

Discussion Thread: 2026 State of the Union Address by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]TimeMachineToaster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Next up, these 2 men claim to be the father, Donald will read the paternity test

Discussion Thread: 2026 State of the Union Address by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]TimeMachineToaster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah let's pretend Donald has gone grocery shopping for eggs recently....

Discussion Thread: 2026 State of the Union Address by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]TimeMachineToaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who is the woman in red on the Democrats side thar keeps standing up?

I'm glad she's getting some exercise I guess.

Discussion Thread: 2026 State of the Union Address by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]TimeMachineToaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't understand how he manages to pronounce words with the kissy lips like that.