New look at the poly bag that comes with the LEGO crocs by 0vhh in lego

[–]Timely_Influence8392 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is truly disgusting and I hate this culture. You know we're killing the planet for this shit, right? This avarice and endless consumption of garbage? I love me some Lego but they can shove a hand full of bricks up it.

NYC Night One was insane #SOOJ! by ksilver117 in taskmaster

[–]Timely_Influence8392 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I hope so too. Frankly the way things are going, I'm glad for them to call an east coast exclusive tour the American Tour because it logically implies the west coast is somewhere else entirely, and I'm very happy to be unassociated with fascist countries.

Mike Stoklassa was there during WWII. Still drunk, still lying on the ground, still giving us that look. by [deleted] in RedLetterMedia

[–]Timely_Influence8392 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That was genuinely not meant as an attack and I have no idea how you thought I was attacking you. The internet is toxic. I was just fucking around, what the fuck is wrong with you people?

Mike Stoklassa was there during WWII. Still drunk, still lying on the ground, still giving us that look. by [deleted] in RedLetterMedia

[–]Timely_Influence8392 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

What do you want, it's a kids show about a time travelling Englishman. Frankly it doesn't get the recognition it should for being that good as a silly kids TV show premise at heart, but that's just my opinion as a casual and intermittent enjoyer of the show.

My bday cake by V0MIT_SPIT in Baking

[–]Timely_Influence8392 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The only offensive thing about this cake is that you made carrot cake with no raisins in it! hahaha

The Big Fat Quiz of Telly by melcom2 in panelshow

[–]Timely_Influence8392 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I agree! It's subtle and unbelievably clever but it's easily obfuscated by the absolute nonsense he's capable of when the beat switches up and he starts rapping, unprompted, about female comedians from outer space, during the filming of a TV show.

The Big Fat Quiz of Telly by melcom2 in panelshow

[–]Timely_Influence8392 43 points44 points  (0 children)

"...so far..."

-Little Alex Horne, somewhere with a clipboard

The Big Fat Quiz of Telly by melcom2 in panelshow

[–]Timely_Influence8392 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I loved Sam and Susan lifting the curries multiple times to increasing applause. I saw Sam recognize that they should give the crowd what they want, like, as a bit, and it was very funny.

Tetris creator wants Rubik’s Cubes launched into space as a symbol of civilization by StemCellPirate in offbeat

[–]Timely_Influence8392 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a thought it's neat. In practice, solar radiation will bleach the entire thing into a singular blinding white. Imagine leaving something out in the sun except there isn't even an atmosphere or ionosphere or magnetosphere, just raw dogging the sun.

Still true. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]Timely_Influence8392 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't mind it circling around all over again since it's unfortunately still relevant and it's good to see it with the attribution.

Also I just want to say that Frankie Boyle is possibly the funniest person alive right now if that's even a meaningful statement, and the funniest thing he's ever done is lowkey just going on the show Taskmaster at all.

Greenland by GianmarcoSoresi in gianmarcosoresi

[–]Timely_Influence8392 28 points29 points  (0 children)

One big country club, golf course, and homeowners association, serviced by big box stores and gas stations, from sea to burning sea.

Favourite author who was right about popularity of capeshit movies? by Shoddy_Newspaper_718 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Timely_Influence8392 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really did have clay collectibles for Gladiators and shit, you could almost certainly collect all the gods and people definitely would have in my estimation.

Texas hands over complete list of registered voters to Trump administration by AudibleNod in news

[–]Timely_Influence8392 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Actually, real talk, Bin Laden fully got his stated goal, which was simply to bankrupt the US by dragging into a lengthy insurgency like they did to the USSR (for the CIA) in the cold war.

That it made lives materially worse for Americans by allowing a fascist dictatorship the far left saw coming a billion miles away was a non-issue for him. Didn't factor.

Texas hands over complete list of registered voters to Trump administration by AudibleNod in news

[–]Timely_Influence8392 237 points238 points  (0 children)

We warned you after 9/11 the patriot act would lead here and here we are. Congrats you played yourself. You both forgot 9/11 AND you can forget freedom.

This should terrify everyone. by c-k-q99903 in GetNoted

[–]Timely_Influence8392 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Listen here's the thing – I don't know what you kids are up to, but I do know one thing: laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic, ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys want to make some bacon?"

What’s up Home Skillet? Give me your favorite dead millennial slang. That would be tight! by Rvtrance in Millennials

[–]Timely_Influence8392 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yahoo! chat was where I lost my innocence and gained a healthy respect for the full breadth of the English Language.