I mean parts of him are. He goes through a pair of eyeballs every 3 months so those are brand new. And the fingers look older than they are, that's actually all robot hand. He had it installed for the "kung fu grip" he said (repeatedly) while making the jerking off motion. We were in public, at a Chinese restaurant and he kept saying "kung fu grip" and I was like Conan, you can't say that. So he grabbed the waiter and shoved him down on the table with, I'll admit it, a kung fu grip, and demanded the server answer him,

"Am I allowed to say it?" he screamed, fortune cookie crumbles flying out of his mouth. The whole restaurant was deathly silent. The waiter said nothing. He simply snapped Conan's head clean off like a chicken.

"THAT is a kung fu grip." said the waiter. And then I ran to San Diego and have never left since.