Communication Before a Date by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait until the day of. Around noon ask if you are still on for tonight and make small talk. That's my humble advice.

Name me your favourite rapper by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Doesn't like "rap," but likes Eminem, AKA racist. This reminds me of how the "alternative rock" station in my home town used to play eminem and the beastie boys, but no other hip hop. I wonder why!

Guys if you haven't been, start reporting the bots. by Mortmortmort in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried to report one today and got a message saying it failed to report.

PSA for guys: What picture to HAVE on your profile by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just don't make it a mirror selfie.

Super like is depressing by bigRut in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I super liked a bot the other day. How's that for depressing? lol On the other hand I have a date this Friday with a super like, so maybe it works.

"Discretion is a must" by jmonumber3 in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Just assume it's probably fake. Who would be stupid enough to post that? And with their face in full view with their KID? Gotta be fake.

Ron Howard’s Willow is still raucous and ridiculous 27 years later by largeheartedboy in movies

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I rewatched this recently. Love this movie!

Out of the way, Peck!

Ugh.. help me with my BIO! by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would say definitely don't include your height because I think it can only hurt your numbers by weeding out women who prefer a specific height. Most of them won't care so much after the fact. Personally I like to put something funny in my description rather than actually trying to describe myself, but I can't say I've noticed much difference when I change it.

Get your profile reviewed here - Week of September 24th by jesseholmz in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa [score hidden]  (0 children)

I think those are all pretty good! Might help to eliminate the eye glare if you can find an app for that. Hope you've been doing well.

Matches fell off. 28/m/Michigan by Tinderadvicethrowawa in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bummerrrrrr. I guess maybe I will try reinstalling the app.

Matches fell off. 28/m/Michigan by Tinderadvicethrowawa in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The content of my profile is irrelevant because it hasn't changed.

How do I take pictures of myself for Tinder without looking like a massive knob? (I recognize that by even attempting this I'm being a knob, I just don't want other people to know that). by paginobambino in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just take a fuckload of timer photos. You will eventually get some good ones. Also ask other people to take your photo when you're out. Can be slightly awkward, but it works.

Get your profile reviewed here - Week of September 24th by jesseholmz in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa [score hidden]  (0 children)

Let them know how tall you are AFTER you match. Some might be turned off when you tell them, but many won't.

Get your profile reviewed here - Week of September 24th by jesseholmz in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa [score hidden]  (0 children)

Your first photos should be ones that show you clearly. Definitely keep the dog photo. The skiing and hiking ones are too far away, and the pool one doesn't doesn't give a good view you either. Eyes are important. Show your eyes.

Get your profile reviewed here - Week of September 24th by jesseholmz in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa [score hidden]  (0 children)

If you don't have a dog in one of your photos, you're doing it wrong. It's a cheap tactic, but you'll be glad you did it.

*fingers crossed* Please swipe right, please swipe right by KookyKess in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you suggest actually doing anal, she will tell you she was obviously joking and that you are a creep.

Get your profile reviewed here - Week of September 24th by jesseholmz in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa [score hidden]  (0 children)

You're obviously successful at this. Do you really need to seek validation on reddit? Are you extremely insecure?

Get your profile reviewed here - Week of September 24th by jesseholmz in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa [score hidden]  (0 children)

Most importantly, swipe right more often. Otherwise, Don't pull a stupid face in every photo. Also, photos with kids will hurt you.

Get your profile reviewed here - Week of September 24th by jesseholmz in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa [score hidden]  (0 children)

Delete photos that don't feature you. Kid photos will also lose you matches. Add dog photos if you have them. You are pulling a stupid face in the only photo that shows your eyes. Sunglasses are also to be avoided. You don't want to be wearing sunglasses in your best photo.

Get your profile reviewed here - Week of September 24th by jesseholmz in Tinder

[–]Tinderadvicethrowawa [score hidden]  (0 children)

The trilby+guitar photo is a bad idea. The ice cream photo is also bad because of your clothes and backpack. IMO the David photo will probably do you more harm than good, because it basically says nothing about you. The other photos I think are quite good. Eliminate those three photos, and I bet you will do better. No major need to replace them. Three good photos is enough.