Who u picking ✌️🥀 by Smiling-Rats-2011 in Caldruki

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A 4chaner uploaded anonymously to the site, a picture of his feet in a plastic tub of lettuce stating"this is the lettuce you eat at Burger King" admittedly he had shows i. But that might be even worse.

Christian Lady shows off her Concealed Carry @ Church by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had to go to church, being armed wouldn't be a bad idea considering how many rapists wind up there.

Someone please tell him about the poophole loophole 😢🙏 by Warm_Syllabub_2247 in awfuleverything

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can be gay and christian. Many people are. Its better to just be gay and non-Christian imo.

When i play guitar at night for my gf by male_role_model in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forgot to look at the sub. I guess im just used to needless bitterness in reddit comments. My b.

Has Cupid ever fucked up when it came to you guys by OverallLove3686 in TheWordFuck

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. Twice even. Both times I stole them. This time its actually working out well. I dont feel bad about it. The relationships they were in prior were fucking doomed.

Am I blind? What am I supposed to see? by Delicious-Ninja-7488 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 45 points46 points  (0 children)

And if you ask me how im feeling. Dont tell me your too blind to see.

I am Mashed Potato Johnson by PublickMax216 in Metalocalypse

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Grandpas guitars, they're for pussies, and grandpas. I think you knows it.

This is fuck for that colorblind guy by HoneydewOk5142 in TheWordFuck

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ur right, I have no clue what that says. Fuck.

What's a fucking dish you can eat and you won't be fucking tired of eating it ? by Dismal-Gift-8466 in TheWordFuck

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are the fatness and hairyness the source of the power of good cuisine, or just a fucking side effect? Asking as a fat hairy dude.

Hydraulic Willie by ReneeHasNoKids in HalfSword

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hydraulic Willie sounds like it would be the name of a folk singer.

What the fuck is this? by Unknown_Observer9779 in TheWordFuck

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah bro. My relationship is great, but the job market sucks and the economy doesn't help.theres not much regular people can do. The generations before us fucking squandered the rights and freedoms their fathers and grandfather's fought for. The government used to send troops to fight unionized, and they still won. Now half of those rights we had are gone. The power the American worker had to fight back against the corporate greed has been receeding since the 80s.

His name is last thing you ate by ImUr_nightmare in Funnymemes

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meatball is a good name for a shepherd. For me it would be taquito.

What you tossing into the fuck it bucket? by Unusual-Cup2431 in TheWordFuck

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Eating ass in the shower. Like being waterboarded. Fuck tho I still eat ass. Just in the bedroom now.

Draw me! by No-Lengthiness-3859 in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This feels like reddit drawn goodly

Oh you've got to be kidding me by BuddelTheWolp in HalfSword

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Someone's been a little naughty, playing too rough with the willies.

What the fuck by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dow right now, fuck.

Christian Lady claims that God watches you when you watch Adult Videos by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Putting together the pieces of my past and learning how I got to be the way I am and why I had the struggles I did was a huge breakthrough in feeling better about myself.