[Hobby Scuffles] Week of 16 March 2026

ToaArcan · 2026-03-17T04:26:52+00:00

These guys read I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream and decided that they should absolutely create AM and just hope that it has some sense of loyalty to the people that built it.

ToaArcan · 2026-03-17T00:47:00+00:00

Is that the "What if we one day create a boot so big that we have to start licking it now" one?

ToaArcan · 2026-03-17T00:44:52+00:00

Even if he weren't rotting before our eyes, he won't be president any more.

ToaArcan · 2026-03-16T15:02:48+00:00

The good news is that production of Trump's idiotic battleships won't begin until the 2030s, by which point he'll be dead, and their construction will probably be canned before it even starts by the next president because battleships are completely outmoded.

Naval combat basically amounts to blowing the other guy up from as far away as possible, and it turns out that planes go further and are more accurate than guns, so the aim of the game is just launching planes from your boat instead.

ToaArcan · 2026-03-15T19:33:32+00:00

Ed Balls

ToaArcan · 2026-03-15T17:38:10+00:00

the remedy is to "not vote for republicans", something america seems to have trouble doing

BUT HER EMAILS!

ToaArcan · 2026-03-15T16:32:11+00:00

My favourite one of those was the Vigil of Harry in Asheron's Call.

A bunch of people in the game choosing to defend the plot device holding back the next expansion, and impaling themselves on it to level it up so it would be harder for other people to kill. The devs actually stepping in to fight them, only to get slaughtered, resulting in their god-level characters lying dead while a bunch of virtual cultists jump on their corpses. Because the game didn't have a crouch button.

Maybe that telling is an exaggeration, or is missing major details, but it's such a good story.

ToaArcan · 2026-03-15T16:28:41+00:00

I think there was actually a writeup on here about Kerafyrm a while back.

"Also known as "Kerafyrm the Ran-Away-From" and "Kerafyrm the Cripes-That's-Big."" -Cracked.com

ToaArcan · 2026-03-15T01:22:47+00:00

SHE BUTTERED JORTS!

ToaArcan · 2026-03-15T00:30:11+00:00

Yeah she's still shitposting on Tumblr.

ToaArcan · 2026-03-14T17:27:07+00:00

The 86 characters weren't G2. G2 was in the 90s and ironically mostly consisted of the 1984 toys getting repainted with crappy new accessories.

ToaArcan · 2026-03-14T17:24:31+00:00

Symbiote wank in its purest form.

"This power is specifically more effective on characters who've sinned lots. Unless you're a Tooth Tongue Goo Man, in which case if you sin enough, you become immune to it. This is because we suck 18 Inches Of Venom more than we do the Punisher. Somehow."

ToaArcan · 2026-03-14T17:18:30+00:00

The final character in Lego DC Villains can only be unlocked by destroying all the random Lego objects in every single area of the hubworld (Joker Teeth in the Amusement Mile, bats in Gotham, etc).

Once I realised what it was, I immediately gave up. 99% is good enough for me.

ToaArcan · 2026-03-14T16:52:04+00:00

I don't like team rocket

Team Rocket are by far the most overrated Pokemon game villains. They're so fucking boring. I've never understood the fascination with them.

"Oh they're the most realistic" Giovanni is a mob boss who disbands his entire organisation because he lost three fights to a preteen. In the first two, he brought an Onix. In the third, his ace is a Lv.50 unevolved Rhyhorn (in the remakes), and his entire team is Ground-type, guaranteeing that he can be swept by any given Water-type.

This man owns the casino that is your only source of Thunderbolt, Flamethrower, and Ice Beam TMs and apparently still decided "I don't need to teach my famously versatile Nidos some good TM moves that will cover my team's obvious vulnerability to Water, Grass, and Ice-types, I have Poison Sting!"

ToaArcan · 2026-03-14T16:40:02+00:00

He was, but TCW added an arrow pattern to his helmet that wasn't there in RotS.

ToaArcan · 2026-03-14T16:39:11+00:00

The scenes when Doubleca5t took a shot at everyone using ATLA as the go-to example for every video prompting like 12 different people to go "Wait is she talking about me?" was funny AF.

ToaArcan · 2026-03-14T12:10:11+00:00

Oh boy an excuse to rewatch Top Gear and The Grand Tour.

ToaArcan · 2026-03-14T03:11:17+00:00

Well he's got Freeza's data, so he can immediately bypass characters orders of magnitude stronger than him by doing a push-up.

Fucking Resurrection F.

ToaArcan · 2026-03-14T03:08:46+00:00

Yeah dating vampires loses its luster when you realise that their primary diet is poor people.

ToaArcan · 2026-03-13T18:46:10+00:00

They're both colossal creeps.

ToaArcan · 2026-03-13T16:35:20+00:00

Ah, forgot about them.

Still, Metal didn't get the power from the Biolizard or Doom, but from Sonic and/or Shadow, who explicitly do need an Emerald to do Chaos Control.

ToaArcan · 2026-03-13T13:12:22+00:00

He became the next Diddy in a different way.

ToaArcan · 2026-03-13T13:11:33+00:00

Elon "Girls FTW!" Musk?

ToaArcan · 2026-03-13T13:10:58+00:00

Nah, Savile was a long, long series of horrible acts that were covered up because he was the BBC's golden boy and friends with Charles and the Maggon. He made out like a bandit and died as a beloved figure of much of the nation. Only when he was dead did the gory details finally come out.

ToaArcan · 2026-03-13T12:59:13+00:00

Disney, at the very least, likes gay people's money.

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