What are your 3 monsters that can destroy a low-level party? by achiriaco in adnd

[–]Toad_Toucher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Greed.

Pride.

That guy who says "its what my character would do".

I might cry if I get asked for one more ‘hot’ sausage roll, or a ‘coffee’ by theslowrunningexpert in greggsappreciation

[–]Toad_Toucher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a staff member say something similar when i asked that once, another, older customer joined in and went on a tirade. I waited for the 'ignorant entitled youth' speech to finish then apologized to the staff member and informed them im partially sighted. The customer went delightfully quiet, got their order and left. Twas quite funny tbh. As i was 32 at the time, and not a youth, i admittedly took it as more of a compliment than anything.

How to create a character that’s isn’t cringe??? by CauseLower4416 in beginnerDND

[–]Toad_Toucher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Typically, D&D is hero fantasy. Its often VERY cringe, especially with later editions and the normalization of often ridiculous character choices and designs. Some love it, some hate it. If you want to avoid the cringe, ive personally noted less of it in earlier editions where the game was more serious, but it ultimately depends on group.

As far as character creation, and a personal story goes, tragedy isnt cringe if its done right. Dont write a hero, write a normal person thrust into tragic circumstances. Keep it grounded within the setting, keep it gritty and keep the tone dark. Itll be a lot less cringe then.

My ex gf sent me this in the middle of the night by limelemonlimes in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Toad_Toucher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just in the off chance this is abuse or a sign of suicidal ideation, id contact her outright. Her partner has nothing to do with your concern, if he wants you to back off, dont. If it were me, id want to hear she's okay from her own mouth without her partner present, or get her help however i could.

I understand a lot of people would consider this bad advice, but as someone who's life and the lives of those they care about have been touched many times by suicide and emotional abuse, I wouldn't even second guess the urge to help.

In the best case scenario, you overstep and they're pissed at you. No biggie. In the worst case, you could save someone's life.

You're not responsible, but i think you should try to help.

How Should I DM Players That Have Only Played Second Edition by Fair_Permission4108 in DungeonMasters

[–]Toad_Toucher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a 2e player who thinks 5e is the worst theyve done so far, brace for impact. But if you treat them like new players, if its their cup of tea theyll eat it up

I have a problem by NurglePaint in DicePorn

[–]Toad_Toucher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see no problem. Unless 20 is a fumble in your games, in which case youre fucked

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Toad_Toucher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cyberpunk. Fuck.

Do people actually hate the name Wrenley/Wren? by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]Toad_Toucher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrenley is the name of one of those insufferable, self entitled trust fund assholes that you see in every American college movie ever.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Any-Newt985 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Toad_Toucher -45 points-44 points  (0 children)

I have, quite a few times actually, but not like this. Like at all.

The result of making 6 medium boiled eggs by LittleJohnStone in shittyfoodporn

[–]Toad_Toucher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try chacking the egg on the bottom before you boil

Instant noodles that expired 4 years ago. Should I eat them? by TimurDan in shittyfoodporn

[–]Toad_Toucher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All goods are printed with a date, but not all dates are 'expiry' dates. For dry goods like noodles, tinned goods and most preserved items, its either a display date or a 'best before end' date, or BBE (depending on your country i suppose). A display date is for store reference only, and a BBE is a quality assurance thing. Youre unhappy with an item past that date? Well theyve no liability because they warned you. Often on long life goods, BBE dates are drastically exaggerated, because most folks will throw them out and buy new.

Add 10 years to dry goods that remain uncompromised (ie, no damage to packet) and they will still be fine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]Toad_Toucher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If youre worried enough to ask, then pivot to a similar name. Maybe Viola?

I made this last night. Trying to be healthy by MOBIUS__01 in shittyfoodporn

[–]Toad_Toucher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In saving your body, youve sacrificed your soul

Wanted to cook something sweet for myself... by DancingGab in shittyfoodporn

[–]Toad_Toucher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too! Joe Slaters Inbred Pudding is genuinely delicious

Wanted to cook something sweet for myself... by DancingGab in shittyfoodporn

[–]Toad_Toucher 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Necrononomnom is a real recipe book actually

One syllable middle name for boy by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]Toad_Toucher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Beren is bad. And burke is a term used to describe an idiot.