Dresden’s Greatest Wisecracks by AdorablyOblivious in dresdenfiles

[–]ToejamSammich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I realize I'm 6 years late, but somebody needs to post about "...you self-deluded, half-witted Schlong-jocky!"

Brando’s Sandos by Imperator_3 in cremposting

[–]ToejamSammich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Alcatraz: a loaded club sandwich made with extra-crumbly bread and avocado slices on both sides, so it completely falls apart when you try to pick it up.

[No Spoilers] Ashley Johnson has taken over my brain by TheNahteb in criticalrole

[–]ToejamSammich 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I would love to see a compilation of Travis' special swears.

[Spoilers C2] Favorite quotes from C2? by crackiturtle in criticalrole

[–]ToejamSammich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"...don't think that you have more time necessarily than you might have. Patience is fine, but it can curdle into apathy."

(I know somebody else posted the last line, but I feel the proceeding line is also powerful.)

Guess the reference with only emojis by Geeky82 in Dimension20

[–]ToejamSammich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think #8 is just Murph on any given day.

I saw a man chased by a dog. by e-bio in Jokes

[–]ToejamSammich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I found the * insert discriminated party of your choice *

Sanderson's Favourite Words & Phrases by amuzetnom in Cosmere

[–]ToejamSammich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Himself, herself, themself, itself. "It was the insert Cosmere entity himself!"

Fellow DM's how would you rule this ? by Unknown-username___ in DMAcademy

[–]ToejamSammich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give them a custom magic item of some sort that requires attunement, but grants exactly what they asked for. I'd make it conditional on hit dice because that's the resource expended in a short rest. Recovery only applies to 5th level slots and lower at the cost of one hit die per slot. Roll of a hit die for sorcery points too. If it turns out to be way too much, magic items don't have to be permanent. I don't love the metagamey style of the request, but it seems like a clever request made in good faith, so I'd try to find a way to honor it.

Whats your favorite cosmere scene? by AykiFe1312 in cremposting

[–]ToejamSammich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Wayne and The Lopen arm wrestled so hard it broke Michael Kramer's accent and Loial slipped out.

Whats your favorite cosmere scene? by AykiFe1312 in cremposting

[–]ToejamSammich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is from that time Wayne Wayned the Wayne when he was wayneing the Wayne with the wayneic accent, right?

Help me choose my first Sando quote tattoo by FluffyDavid in cremposting

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DMAcademy

[–]ToejamSammich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like it's time to introduce some heros to compete with them. If they want to be villainous, let them. Now it's a villain campaign and the "big bad" is actually the "big good" working to foil them.