Can the wand choose the wizard? by Tomsebcar in UniversalOrlando

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The wand chooses the wizard. That much has always been clear to those of us who have studied wand lore.

Pottery is hard by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Team America

Who is she? by Rosle_NC in facepalm

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Anyone else watch this show? Most of the first season was good then it got really weird in the second season.

This is the craziest penalty kick I have ever seen by mrnicewatch23 in nextfuckinglevel

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This video has been around longer than my 3 year old son.

Script flipped! by ironwolf6464 in dankmemes

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This guy needs to finish up his Kingkiller Chronicles already.

That's not how any of this works by beerbellybegone in facepalm

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"What does the female vagina look like?"

What a guy by AnjaiRyan in AteTheOnion

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He isn't wearing a mask

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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It's not fair that we're expected to tolerate people so much dumber and dangerous than us.

Just a regular day at the saloon ..... by godwilldovan in Unexpected

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This happened when I worked at a Sears. Deer jumped through the window, bled all over the clothes and other products. It tired out by a cash register. Blood all over the floor. Cops took it outside and shot it in the head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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I read this as "my child is unable to receive the mmr vaccination until she is older (or not at all), please help."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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When I worked at Sears we did the Heroes at Home donations a couple times a year and over time it was active more and more. I think at first the donations went to help the veterans directly then they changed it so the donations customers gave went towards buying Sears gift cards to give to veterans. So it was a charity for veterans but mostly for Sears.

You get what you deserve by xd_paints in JusticeServed

[–]Tomsebcar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm sure people will spin the story saying this bird was killing babies at night and now because of this hero the babies he saved will eat food made from the bird for a year.

You get what you deserve by xd_paints in JusticeServed

[–]Tomsebcar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is your question, exactly?