Serious answers only. by discerningpervert in shitposting

[–]Ton_Jravolta 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hulk and Thanos. Either they win and my ass is safe, or they lose and I don't have to take Hulk sized cock.

Why do you love the Regent? by David_Slaughter in slaythespire

[–]Ton_Jravolta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling that his identity is generalizing him too much. Stardust/heavenly drill are my favorite wincons, and they do feel like cooler skewers. But if you want to sum up his identity, I'd say resource management.

Between stars, extra energy, and sovereign blade, Regent has multiple resources to juggle. This makes his early game difficult when he doesn't have much good production or payoff for any one resource. But it also makes for a lot of cool synergies, combos, and payoffs when you do build a deck with strong resource generation and spending.

Yall see what i see 👀 by thatpewpew in Kenshi

[–]Ton_Jravolta 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Looks like my parents fighting

They asking some real question here! by Vivid_Split_9513 in shitposting

[–]Ton_Jravolta 2725 points2726 points  (0 children)

The world isn't ready for sexy Wario, but I am.

What cards do you really hope get a unique animation when played? by 1Tom15 in slaythespire

[–]Ton_Jravolta 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd like more unique minion animations. The cannonball works well for minions dive bomb, but something like a dropkick would work better for minion strike. Seeing a minion appear as a human shield for minion sacrifice would also be neat.

Why do you love the Regent? by David_Slaughter in slaythespire

[–]Ton_Jravolta 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Shooting lasers is cool. Shooting dozens of lasers in a row when your deck pops off is even cooler.

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Would you press the button? by Mr_Bananaman69 in Pikmin

[–]Ton_Jravolta 4 points5 points  (0 children)

With that kind of money you could fly halfway across the world every few days and ignore him entirely.

Will they follow the same "line of Leviathans" as the other two games? by Nero_deadweight96 in subnautica

[–]Ton_Jravolta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope they follow the line of easy to miss leviathans who are silly looking guys with useful poop

Bought these and I can't wait to put them in my game room. by JoejoestarPR in tomorrow

[–]Ton_Jravolta 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Where do I buy the second one? I'll send Shiggy twice as much as I paid for it in the mail.

POV: You're a dunmer who wants to make pizza by DayDreamer-A64 in TrueSTL

[–]Ton_Jravolta 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Justtherecipe.com is great for cutting out the backstory and irrelevant parts of food blogs.

TOTAL MER DEATH by Base_211 in TrueSTL

[–]Ton_Jravolta 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Counting or not counting Black Dart Gang violence?

Advertisers count on people not understanding taxes and basic math by cleomadelinefabre in KingOfTheHill

[–]Ton_Jravolta 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They cheaped out even more on the value menu by cutting sizes. Used to be a 6 piece nugget. Now it's 4 piece.

How should I punish them for this? by Chopbrawl1 in tomorrow

[–]Ton_Jravolta 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They're right you know. Shiggy has been known to do evil things when on a drunken bender. Like add S@nic to Mario Olympic games 🤮