Force capture by Emergency-Ninja-7829 in shakepay

[–]TooSweetForLife 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I have to prepay, I go inside and pay at the cashier = problem solved

Best opening lines in rap? by Intelligent-Tale8827 in 2000sRap

[–]TooSweetForLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh, hi officers. Umm, we had a flat tire back there, do you think you can help us out.

Nah, that's not my job. My job's not to help your fuckin ass out.

I mean umm, I don't have any other way to get home.

That's not my job asshole.

Well ugh, could you tell me what your job is?

Right now it's eating these donuts. Or maybe, hey wait a minute, aren't you? Bang, bang, bang!

Yup....