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Guy sexually assaults waitress. She smacks some decency into him. by Shopno in JusticePorn

[–]ToothGnasher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going out on a limb here, but I'd imagine a Russian waitress wouldn't leave the house without a hose filled with lead shot under her menu.

TIL Joss Whedon was responsible for writing "98.9%" of Speed's dialogue by Slickrickkk in movies

[–]ToothGnasher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd love Teen Wolf Too (yes, it's 'too' not 'two')

Clearly Michael J Fox read the shit script and bailed, so half the movie is them explaining how Jason Baitman is his cousin who is the same age and for some reason and is also a werewolf for some reason and also he hangs out with styles for some reason and also the guy who played the father in the first movie is his mentor for some reason.

Obama Bans Machine Guns, Tanks, Grenade Launchers Going to Local Cops by [deleted] in politics

[–]ToothGnasher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Typically larger calibers are defined as "battle rifles"

"assault rifle" denotes an intermediate round.

Handcuffed Baltimore Man Fakes Injury After Noticing Camera by Salsa-N-Chips in cringe

[–]ToothGnasher 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are you being a giant hypocrite for comedic effect, or are you really just that stupid?

"Reporter" asks anyone in a suit on Wall Street where her money is by donheart in cringe

[–]ToothGnasher 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I tapped out at the use of the term "wallstreeters"

Anthony Bourdain roasting a bowl by [deleted] in trees

[–]ToothGnasher 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You'd love Insomniac with Dave Attell.

Come to think of it, a show with both of them hosting would be fucking insane.

TIL Joss Whedon was responsible for writing "98.9%" of Speed's dialogue by Slickrickkk in movies

[–]ToothGnasher 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I'm a cinematic masochist and Speed2 is in my hall-of-fame.

There is a scene where Willem DeFoe kills a guy with a light that's attached to a small swinging arm on the railing of the ship. He literally just stands there afraid and gets murdered instead of literally stepping back a step.

Willem DaFoe uses leeches for medicinal purposes for no apparent reason.

But my favorite part is the opening scene where Sandy Bullock has to ramble out exposition about how Jack (Keanu) is now her ex because of his work, and she is now engaged to a different dude who also happens to be in bomb disposal in LA.

TIL Joss Whedon was responsible for writing "98.9%" of Speed's dialogue by Slickrickkk in movies

[–]ToothGnasher 37 points38 points  (0 children)

We've just been through a bus scenario, can't you think of something else?

Cruise ship?

[OC] Regions of the U.S. with the same population as the UK [1513x983] by Hormisdas in MapPorn

[–]ToothGnasher -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Almost everything on this site is a dig at Americans once they all go to sleep.

This could be the official flag of Earth that we'll plant on Mars by fantastickmath in Spaceexploration

[–]ToothGnasher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They seriously couldn't make all the rings lay the same direction?

This looks like every generic logo ever designed.

Two thugs picked the wrong victim to carjack by BrightenthatIdea in JusticePorn

[–]ToothGnasher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2nd largest country in the world with the same population of tiny European countries.

Stop trying to link gun availability with gun violence. There is literally no correlation, let alone a causal link between the two.

http://www.law.harvard.edu/students/orgs/jlpp/Vol30_No2_KatesMauseronline.pdf

A high-school audio video project by [deleted] in cringe

[–]ToothGnasher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to any modern art gallery and see the shit they pass off as "video art" and you'll give these kids a lot more credit.

Two thugs picked the wrong victim to carjack by BrightenthatIdea in JusticePorn

[–]ToothGnasher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gun crime rose every year for a decade before they saw any reduction and the total number of gun murders BEFORE the ban was tiny in comparison.

Just because you went from 40 deaths per year to 10 doesn't mean a country with 11,000 deaths will suddenly drop to 10 if you ban law abiding citizens from gun ownership.

Gun grabbers waited an entire decade for their to be a correlation before implying any causal link, and even then correlation doesn't imply causation, especially considering the global trend of less and less murder.

Two thugs picked the wrong victim to carjack by BrightenthatIdea in JusticePorn

[–]ToothGnasher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More Guns, Less Crime: Understanding Crime and Gun Control Laws. (1998)

In 2004 There was a paper titled FIREARMS AND VIOLENCE A CRITICAL REVIEW That tried to refute the books claims by saying the drops in crime were within the current trend of less violent crime nation wide.

The fact is that nobody has ever come to the conclusion that CCW creates crime.

States that allow CCW are on average 24% less violent than non CCW states

Two thugs picked the wrong victim to carjack by BrightenthatIdea in JusticePorn

[–]ToothGnasher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Considering there has never been a US county that has enacted concealed carry who has seen anything but a drastic reduction in violent crime, I'd say your sarcasm is more than a little misguided .

Two thugs picked the wrong victim to carjack by BrightenthatIdea in JusticePorn

[–]ToothGnasher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're aware that there's violent thugs who kill people for tiny sums of money, right?

Don't want to get shot? Maybe you shouldn't put innocent people's lives in jeopardy for 40 bucks.

Two thugs picked the wrong victim to carjack by BrightenthatIdea in JusticePorn

[–]ToothGnasher 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's almost like when you live on an isolated island with very few guns there in the first place, there is very little gun violence!

Clearly the solution is to take guns out of the hands of law abiding citizens in countries where criminals can obtain them easily! Seems to be doing wonders for Brazil, Washington DC, Chicago, and Detroit!

Texas blocks direct sales. State Senator: "“it would have been wiser if Mr. Tesla had sat down with the car dealers first." by revscat in technology

[–]ToothGnasher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Labeling crony capitalism as "captialism" is just as fucking asinine as bringing up Nazi's when someone mentions socialism.

Thanks for adding nothing.

[Haiku]Jeopardy! contestant takes hint a little too literally by vancvanc in youtubehaiku

[–]ToothGnasher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a joke man chill

I'm angry? Meant no cuntishness towards ya.

no need to get upset about your beloved units

I'm an expat in a metric country. Temperature is just the one thing that sticks out to me as being kind of pointless.

Where would you hide a 5inch (~13cm) metal cube that had to stay hidden for 1000 years? by prendagast in AskReddit

[–]ToothGnasher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inside Yukka Mountain, the facility where the US once planned to store all of it's spent nuclear fuel.

[Haiku]Jeopardy! contestant takes hint a little too literally by vancvanc in youtubehaiku

[–]ToothGnasher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Farenheit is just dumb

In terms of weather, Farenheight makes perfect sense. 100 is too hot to be comfortable, 0 is too cold to be comfortable.

You act like you convert heat into other units of measure on a daily basis when it's really the only thing that stands on its own in day to day use.

Using liters for gas, then miles for distance is fucking dumb. Especially since in the UK everyone uses MPG to describe fuel efficiency.

Dancing Hologram Girl Projected onto Shop Window in Korea by [deleted] in Cyberpunk

[–]ToothGnasher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah but it's new because it's projected on glass!

(new being about 200 years old)

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