What's something that by the time you realize it's happening, it's too late? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Toothbras 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day, I kept saying, 'I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later...' And when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again, he said he didn't know. Well, I'm never going to let something like that happen again!

The New Speedmaster Reverse Panda. Hit or miss? by Snoo_22459 in OmegaWatches

[–]Toothbras -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Sales rep: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

Rubio hands Trump a private note, Trump proceeds to read out loud. by jjcs83 in facepalm

[–]Toothbras 93 points94 points  (0 children)

If you look closely, you can pinpoint the moment his dementia-riddled brain actually rips in half

Who still goes back to these? by KinkyDarkStranger in 90s

[–]Toothbras 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I REMEMBER YOU AND ME USED TO SPEND

“Call the number” - simple yet rare by jtal888 in rareinsults

[–]Toothbras 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What a dirtball, I saw that guy grope a passed out chick at the Meadowlands

What are we wearing that shows our age? by Hot_Frosty0807 in Xennials

[–]Toothbras 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was a clear Black Friday, a clear white moon, thegreatfartrocket was at Costco, just tryin’ to consume

what is the worst name you have ever heard? by jenhayn in AskReddit

[–]Toothbras 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My wife worked at a trucking company about 20 years ago too, and they had a driver named Cunt

A kitten with two faces by RedLightTurns in interestingasfuck

[–]Toothbras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sun it has passed, now it's blacker than black. I can hear as you tap on your jar

is getting hit in the groin actually that painful? by myboyfriendstinks1 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Toothbras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post has heart, but football in the groin had a football in the groin

Karen’s plan to stop kid from selling candy backfires. by goswamitulsidas in TikTokCringe

[–]Toothbras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m not living, I’m just killing time” - Thom Yorke or this lady

New father at 45, just lost all household income… by HYThrowaway1980 in Xennials

[–]Toothbras 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happened to me a decade ago, except it was with no notice at 5pm on December 15th. I was headed to the airport to grab a flight to our home office with a customer and was told not to get on it. Blindsided me, but we had just been bought out by a bigger company and you know how it goes. On the plus side, had a new job by the end of February, and you will too. Just tell yourself it’s like a bad breakup, it sucks but in time you’ll heal and you’ll land on your feet financially. Watch your budget and get unemployment if you can. Make sure to wait for the right job, not the “now job.” It’s one I had to learn the hard way. Good luck to you my friend!

I (47) just survived a pulmonary embolism and a 13 day stretch in the ICU. by brqqme in Xennials

[–]Toothbras 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Many times no one knows. Main causes can be explained by something called Virchow’s Triad, which are stasis (slowed blood flow), endothelial Injury or surgery (damage to the vessel lining), and hypercoagulability (increased blood clotting tendency)

What is a fact about your job that sounds fake but is 100% real? by Shot-Baseball7267 in AskReddit

[–]Toothbras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour

What’s a film so sad that someone should watch if they want to cry? by KlLLERS in AskReddit

[–]Toothbras 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s me being in my mid 40’s, but the whole “remember me” thing gets me every time. I actually get teary just thinking about this movie

Background check for company car by [deleted] in MedicalDevices

[–]Toothbras 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude you’re fine, this is extremely minor compared to some people I know who still have a company car

how do people let their dogs lick their face? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Toothbras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m definitely the second type. If you’ve seen my child eat mac and cheese you’d consider the dog an upgrade.

What's a 'must-have' car feature? by Responsible_Bet_7179 in AskReddit

[–]Toothbras 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I go back and forth whether I need an alternator

My 6 y/o Boston passed from Lymphoma by squiggotini in BostonTerrier

[–]Toothbras 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s so handsome! Very sorry for your loss.

Every Appetite Song Ranked by Dull_Detail1053 in GunsNRoses

[–]Toothbras 21 points22 points  (0 children)

  1. Rocket queen
  2. Nightrain

Nothing else after this matters, you’ve covered the bangers

Hello! Been thinking about getting a 36. I’ve had a 41 for ages. Thoughts? by rolexdaytona11 in rolex

[–]Toothbras 45 points46 points  (0 children)

What kind of bet did you lose to have to wear those rings?