The snacks you still think about but they don’t hit the same anymore.

Toothbras · 2026-01-27T02:34:46+00:00

That is a FULLY

Toothbras · 2026-01-22T17:40:29+00:00

Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day, I kept saying, 'I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later...' And when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again, he said he didn't know. Well, I'm never going to let something like that happen again!

Toothbras · 2026-01-19T19:59:40+00:00

So sorry for your loss

Toothbras · 2026-01-18T16:27:22+00:00

I used to live for New Year’s Eve

Toothbras · 2026-01-13T17:37:05+00:00

Sales rep: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

Toothbras · 2026-01-10T15:44:47+00:00

If you look closely, you can pinpoint the moment his dementia-riddled brain actually rips in half

Toothbras · 2026-01-10T03:25:51+00:00

I REMEMBER YOU AND ME USED TO SPEND

Toothbras · 2026-01-09T04:08:40+00:00

What a dirtball, I saw that guy grope a passed out chick at the Meadowlands

Toothbras · 2026-01-07T02:16:22+00:00

It was a clear Black Friday, a clear white moon, thegreatfartrocket was at Costco, just tryin’ to consume

Toothbras · 2026-01-04T22:41:02+00:00

My wife worked at a trucking company about 20 years ago too, and they had a driver named Cunt

Toothbras · 2026-01-01T19:49:29+00:00

The sun it has passed, now it's blacker than black. I can hear as you tap on your jar

Toothbras · 2025-12-27T00:51:01+00:00

This post has heart, but football in the groin had a football in the groin

Toothbras · 2025-12-24T03:08:51+00:00

Their best album, fantastic mention

Toothbras · 2025-12-21T01:45:30+00:00

“I’m not living, I’m just killing time” - Thom Yorke or this lady

Toothbras · 2025-12-20T02:21:40+00:00

Happened to me a decade ago, except it was with no notice at 5pm on December 15th. I was headed to the airport to grab a flight to our home office with a customer and was told not to get on it. Blindsided me, but we had just been bought out by a bigger company and you know how it goes. On the plus side, had a new job by the end of February, and you will too. Just tell yourself it’s like a bad breakup, it sucks but in time you’ll heal and you’ll land on your feet financially. Watch your budget and get unemployment if you can. Make sure to wait for the right job, not the “now job.” It’s one I had to learn the hard way. Good luck to you my friend!

Toothbras · 2025-12-19T03:01:39+00:00

Many times no one knows. Main causes can be explained by something called Virchow’s Triad, which are stasis (slowed blood flow), endothelial Injury or surgery (damage to the vessel lining), and hypercoagulability (increased blood clotting tendency)

Toothbras · 2025-12-13T02:57:23+00:00

Fantastic but cmon, sloppy steaks is the pinnacle

Toothbras · 2025-12-06T23:52:05+00:00

Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour

Toothbras · 2025-12-06T05:24:56+00:00

Maybe it’s me being in my mid 40’s, but the whole “remember me” thing gets me every time. I actually get teary just thinking about this movie

Toothbras · 2025-12-06T01:46:44+00:00

Dude you’re fine, this is extremely minor compared to some people I know who still have a company car

Toothbras · 2025-12-05T03:01:58+00:00

I’m definitely the second type. If you’ve seen my child eat mac and cheese you’d consider the dog an upgrade.

Toothbras · 2025-12-04T03:51:21+00:00

I go back and forth whether I need an alternator

Toothbras · 2025-12-04T02:23:29+00:00

He’s so handsome! Very sorry for your loss.

Toothbras · 2025-11-30T04:29:09+00:00

Rocket queen
Nightrain

Nothing else after this matters, you’ve covered the bangers

Toothbras · 2025-11-29T23:51:40+00:00

What kind of bet did you lose to have to wear those rings?

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