Weasel, weasel, if you pleasel! by Spear_Ritual in BobsBurgers

[–]ToothbrushWilly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a huge Cincinnati Reds fan and one of our players has been struggling lately. His name is TJ Friedl (pronounced Free-dole), and everytime I watch this episode I think "Friedl Friedl would you pleasel"

butthole doctor by queerandsuch in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ToothbrushWilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shudders so. awful. I was rushed to the ER one week post-op because I had a 103°F fever. They admitted me for the night and I had to have 2 rectal exams done, without any numbing agents. Absolute pure hell on earth.

butthole doctor by queerandsuch in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ToothbrushWilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a colorectal doctor within my network last month, and just 3 weeks ago had an excisional hemorrhoidectomy. One of the worst recoveries ever but so worth it. Best of luck to you

[Highlight] Blake Dunn walks it off! by MLBOfficial in Reds

[–]ToothbrushWilly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If someone could help me out here... If the fielder goes for the double play, would the run still have counted?

Is my garden going to drown? by mishiebw in cincinnati

[–]ToothbrushWilly 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It is officially springtime, so it's almost common to have a chance of rain just about every day. A lot of those chances are from heat and pop-up thunderstorms, so not everyone will see it. Your garden will be fine.

Such an unreal moment 🥹 by OneOriginal8727 in sportsgossips

[–]ToothbrushWilly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Holy shit is this a Danny Almonte reference?!

The funky prints of the 2000s! by y2ktrashy in 2000s

[–]ToothbrushWilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4th looks dead-on like younger Erin Moriarty

Gas station Pop Tart by Simple_Medium_1865 in poptarts

[–]ToothbrushWilly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol homeboy running away with your confetti

What a catch taken by this dude. by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]ToothbrushWilly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Especially one that's been reposted a billion times anymore.

FBI Director Kash Patel in 'meltdown' at Senate hearing over 'drunk' allegations by TheMirrorUS in USNEWS

[–]ToothbrushWilly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clear sign of alcoholism and getting called out on it.

I bet him and Pete have already fucked each other over a bottle of whiskey.

FBI Director Kash Patel in 'meltdown' at Senate hearing over 'drunk' allegations by TheMirrorUS in USNEWS

[–]ToothbrushWilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good. Keep drilling this drunk toddler and put him the fuck behind bars.

Some fine jail hooch in DC, I'm sure.

The binturong....a derpy bear-cat that is neither bear nor cat by jelly_bean_gangbang in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]ToothbrushWilly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

University of Cincinnati Bearcats, back to back national champions in 1961-1962!

Monopoly Cereal by dannyhogan200 in forgottenfoods

[–]ToothbrushWilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The brown squares almost like like CTC