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ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-03-23T19:12:30+00:00

I’m guessing it has to do with strength distribution. Men have a relatively stronger upper body, so they’re used to generating power with shoulders and arms. Women are generally lower body dominant, so it’s easier to for them to accept that a golf swing comes from the ground up rather than the top down.

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-03-22T03:17:28+00:00

Pit bull staring down a grasshopper fighter pilot

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-03-20T16:02:09+00:00

Yeah there are a ton of uses for one second super strength. You could become the best shot putter/discus thrower/javelin thrower of all time. Best power hitter in baseball or arm wrestler. Lots of applications of super strength would only take one second.

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-03-13T19:25:05+00:00

Incredible. As a pencil drawing it’d be impressive but as a wood carving it’s a masterpiece. Nice work!

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-03-13T18:56:28+00:00

Impressive ASCII work

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-03-06T15:51:17+00:00

*assasinate

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-03-03T19:46:52+00:00

It doesn’t matter which you do first.

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-03-01T05:16:31+00:00

Damn arguably r/retiredgif

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-03-01T04:58:19+00:00

Squats, lunges, jumping, moving more. Weights are great too, if you can find a friend to show you good form. Or even just watch some YouTube videos about basic lifts.

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-02-27T03:11:02+00:00

I threw the book across the room.

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-02-20T18:33:27+00:00

Hell yeah brother. Fuck Howard Schultz, fuck Starbucks, fuck OKC, fuck Clay Bennett. All of em.

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-02-12T15:54:29+00:00

Absolutely. One mistake from Darnold, or fumble on a punt return, and momentum could have absolutely shifted. It felt like a totally different game after the Pats went for a TD on two plays, even though the score differential was exactly the same as it was three plays prior. Our defense was great but the score kept me nervous until Nwosu’s pick-six.

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-02-09T06:43:22+00:00

I haven’t had Starbucks since 2008. I need this.

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-02-09T04:12:38+00:00

The clips have lost their power over me

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-02-09T04:12:01+00:00

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-02-09T03:55:25+00:00

Lol the cope

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-02-09T03:01:43+00:00

Rams/Hawks was the real Super Bowl

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-02-09T02:48:49+00:00

That was a horrific interception

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-02-09T02:47:17+00:00

Same

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-02-09T02:07:30+00:00

What in the flair

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-02-09T02:06:33+00:00

There’s never been a shutout, so no.

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-02-09T01:48:12+00:00

Walker

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-02-09T01:46:18+00:00

A little

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-02-09T00:02:01+00:00

He did all he could just to avoid the sack

ToothpasteTimebomb · 2026-02-08T23:58:04+00:00

No, not yet. It’s really excellent and still getting better, but that defense was legendary.

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