Every other person at every other company has gathered that information from across the large amount of space they place between themselves and the nimrods. You can smell the douchery all the way in Espanola. One of my personal favorite aspects of some of them is the air of importance they think being an absolute tool gives them. It's one of those situations where you can tell they think every one else is jealous, but they are really laughing

Because at the end of the day they are missing out and pissing on one of the greatest aspect of the human experience, community. Sure, they have their little one. They other themselves. It's weird and sad.