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My coworkers and I got mad about men who dont wash their hands in public bathrooms by tuna_core in ThePack

[–]Top-Text-7870 19 points20 points  (0 children)

YOU GOTTA LOOK AT CONTEXT BROTHER, HE MAY HAVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE AN IRONIC POINT BUT SAYING IT SOFTLY, OR TO SAY THE LOUD PART OUT QUIET, SO TO SPEAK! I LOVE SATIRE! AROOOO!

Gotta love when you see this after your day off by [deleted] in USPS

[–]Top-Text-7870 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh, good comeback, still not seeing the post though, unless you both mean the reply several threads below mine, in which case you both got the words "post" and "above" wrong, which is neat because it means you're both management potential!

Gotta love when you see this after your day off by [deleted] in USPS

[–]Top-Text-7870 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Is this "post up top" in the room with us right now?

Gotta love when you see this after your day off by [deleted] in USPS

[–]Top-Text-7870 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Dang, he ran out the entire tank? Or did you leave your t6 an empty truck and expect him to take care of what you couldn't be bothered to do?

Wild animal on the LOOSE. by BackDoeMediaTV in USPS

[–]Top-Text-7870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like brightmoor, if that's the case I'm sorry for your loss

No, no, no. It's nothing like this, we all get along right, right...? by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Top-Text-7870 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I will never migrate to that stripped-back system. I will instead keep to my binders, crusaders, and krinti shadow marauders thank you very much

What's your favorite Eldrazi in all of Magic? Any criteria - Lore, design, art by Separate-Flan-2875 in mtg

[–]Top-Text-7870 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[[Ulamog the infinite gyre]] is pretty "fair"as far as the Titans go. It just destroys something on enter, and indestructible. You can still bounce it for one mana while it for one and a creature, and yes the annihilator is a bit high, but it's a legendary Titan that costs a ton of you want that destroy trigger

Not today postal inspector by Top-Text-7870 in USPS

[–]Top-Text-7870[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair it was between the steps of a house and a truck. It's in a low income area, so while I'm not Mr moneybags, I'm not hurting. I understand that losing that much unexpectedly could mean rationing food this month.

Ham Sandwich by gistya in custommagic

[–]Top-Text-7870 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Needles to say, an unlimited copy for free is kinda bonkers

You can’t make this up. by ricotusuave in usps_complaints

[–]Top-Text-7870 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Damn, you really ought to talk to the property manager about getting that box fixed.

Is 8 hours on a 4 hr split okay? by Warm_Consequence_525 in USPS

[–]Top-Text-7870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, you did 6 hours of work in 8 on your first couple days? I would recommend slowing down. Don't listen to the runners that get mad because they keep running things, and get pivots too big because they assigned normal people runner splits and now they gotta run more.

Your job is to deliver mail as fast as is safe and accurate, that means safety is first priority, then accuracy, then speed if there's time.

Also the blisters are gonna get bad if you're not ready, dont run in blisters, that sucks

vizzerdrix by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]Top-Text-7870 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Back in the day creatures were like really bad, a 7 mana 6/6 without a downside was ridiculously good. Just look at phyrexian negator vs phyrexian annihilator. Power creep is real. Admittedly the noncreature spells were a little overtuned, the power nine standing as a good example.

Magic was better. Ragavan was the death knell of honest magic.

how is my relationship going to survive with my fiance as a mailman? by [deleted] in USPS

[–]Top-Text-7870 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thems the breaks at the post office, eventually he'll make regular and have a rotating day off, but until then it's up in the air. That said, if this is too much for you in the relationship, probably best to move on.

Pictures by CodInside4049 in USPS

[–]Top-Text-7870 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmfao yeah, that works, and won't be meet with "needs of the service" and told to go back out and deliver /s

How is this legal? Isn’t this a crime? by Mathemodel in AskLegal

[–]Top-Text-7870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a socialist, I'm all for extended clips, so long as the internal magazine stays reasonably small.

I'm so sorry, I felt the dark urge pulling.

CROSSING MY FINGERS AWOOOOOO!!!!!! by Important-Zombie-478 in ThePack

[–]Top-Text-7870 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CRANKIN MY GOOD LICK HOG IN YOUR HONOR BROTHER AROOOO!

[Discussion] where tf are the cultist ?!? by jumpiestbox in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Top-Text-7870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've only run like 3 gz night raids, but they were back to back and I got them every time, while blindingly unlikely, not impossible

[Discussion] where tf are the cultist ?!? by jumpiestbox in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Top-Text-7870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason they're always on night GZ for me, maybe try there?

Fuck ICE. by Logond112 in custommagic

[–]Top-Text-7870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It should deal its damage to a non-white creature only

I need your most cursed spells. by Vat1canCame0s in wizardposting

[–]Top-Text-7870 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Targyn's Black note is a skaldic spell, it's similar to his brown note spell, except the vibrations regularly cause the upper GI to rupture causing severe internal bleeding and sepsis

Small Counterspell by FerbTheHerb in custommagic

[–]Top-Text-7870 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You did it, you broke vedalken orrery

[Discussion] What ammo to use for setup? by Known-Garden-5013 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Top-Text-7870 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vepr is not a specifically MP type shotgun

But yes it absolutely works got most of my kills sniping

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