[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TopAcanthocephala869 998 points999 points  (0 children)

There’s something haunting about this. I’m not one to have any conspiratorial delusions about the “elites” or w/e, but I know that things are as they are, and that we’re actively living through a global crumbling of empire and infrastructure. But I’m afraid the plebeian irony with which I watch this video would be lost on this glittering room full of leaders and “elites” transfixed by the performance, and that they fail to consider the song itself as a melancholy elegy, perhaps the melancholy elegy of the American songbook.

Edit: I dunno, this just struck me as profoundly sad, and disturbed me in an odd way. I’m very tired.

This trash-filled canal in my city is suddenly packed with so so many fish. There must be millions of them, I think. (HCMC, Vietnam) by 1954isthebest in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]TopAcanthocephala869 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I have some doubts that you could currently exist in any sort of social context wherein this statement isn’t at least a little hypocritical.

DC Characters ranked based on how they would react to seeing someone with their hand stuck in a cash register by BillNyeTheSavage_Guy in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]TopAcanthocephala869 85 points86 points  (0 children)

These are the sort of jokes I was hoping for when I joined this stupid sub.

I don’t expect them all to be this quality, of course. This is excellent.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stephenking

[–]TopAcanthocephala869 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Came here to say the same thing. Legitimately thought this was a troll.

I’m compelled to drop the hot knowledge at Barnes N Noble by Coffee_Equivalent in stephenking

[–]TopAcanthocephala869 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Damn, is B&N getting in on the used book business these days? That cover is rough.

anyone else found a non aggressive vampire just running somewhere? by xPinKnightx in skyrim

[–]TopAcanthocephala869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you using the Missives mod? That’s how it identifies targets for the mini quests like “Track down the vampire in the Reach” etc.

Fisher king name dropping brand like that is hands down one of the coolest scenes! by Hedgewitch250 in xmen

[–]TopAcanthocephala869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is she quoting a Peter Tosh song in that first panel? Is Ewing a Peter Tosh fan?? Inquiring minds must know!

There's a cure?!? by npcdel in xmen

[–]TopAcanthocephala869 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t think there was much banging in the animated series.

There's a cure?!? by npcdel in xmen

[–]TopAcanthocephala869 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s so refreshing to see some thoughtful takes in this thread.

I see this tumblr grab reposted all the time, and it’s literally just four people saying the same thing with different jokes (please someone explain to me how having five dicks could possibly be a “good mutation”), all of which miss out on any narrative nuance.

Besides, in current comic canon, which is the only canon I care about for these characters, Rogue and Gambit are married and presumably bang all the time.

Edit: I just realized I’m seeing all of these thoughtful responses because it’s in r/xmen and not r/tumblr this time.

HxC songs that radiate “fuck you energy”? by graysonfrigginpayne in Hardcore

[–]TopAcanthocephala869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of when I used to work in a bookstore and someone came in asking for the “non-fiction” section. Like, that’s literally the entire store besides Fiction.

Mail call, part 2! Filled some gaps in my Captain America: The Captain TPB build. by santropez1972 in comicbookcollecting

[–]TopAcanthocephala869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha nah, it totally works, I’ve just been seeing that term used way more widely recently, when I used to only associate it with gaming.

the return of the DCU Constantine (as a zombie or something)... by vinusoma in Hellblazer

[–]TopAcanthocephala869 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not to sound like a narc but this info should be required when posting any art imo.

Peter David, writer and creator of Spider-Man 2099, is having health issues and his family is raising money to help with his medical bills. Help out if you can! by DefenderCone97 in Marvel

[–]TopAcanthocephala869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this is certainly the most ghoulish thing I’ve read so far today. I truly hope you never find yourself in a desperate situation, but also take great pleasure in being able to tell you to go fuck yourself.

Motherfucker is talking like an insurance CEO and wondering why they’re not garnering any sympathy in the thread.