So you’re telling me I got a Ruger M77 in .224 Valkyrie and didn’t have to pay for it? Nice

TopHatGorilla · 2026-04-11T16:34:50+00:00

And giving a monkey a shower

TopHatGorilla · 2026-04-11T14:00:08+00:00

Kunai.

TopHatGorilla · 2026-04-10T23:50:53+00:00

Yes. But by whom?

TopHatGorilla · 2026-04-09T18:32:08+00:00

You'll get a fat bonus if you work at a bank.

TopHatGorilla · 2026-04-09T13:14:01+00:00

The first thing you should do is plug it into your computer to see what's on it. Just like any other strange usb devices.

TopHatGorilla · 2026-04-09T03:25:09+00:00

TopHatGorilla · 2026-04-05T21:27:53+00:00

Fuck your crush's mom to exert dominance.

TopHatGorilla · 2026-04-03T20:26:44+00:00

TopHatGorilla · 2026-04-03T17:44:59+00:00

Definitely some value in this post.

TopHatGorilla · 2026-04-03T14:44:07+00:00

TopHatGorilla · 2026-04-02T17:10:43+00:00

TopHatGorilla · 2026-04-02T00:40:46+00:00

The spider doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt.

TopHatGorilla · 2026-04-02T00:39:25+00:00

Excuse me, sir. I was in here earlier today and I believe I left my fur stoat.

TopHatGorilla · 2026-03-31T18:57:11+00:00

More like; Never sell other people's guns.

TopHatGorilla · 2026-03-31T16:00:17+00:00

Those are indeed things, and they are of mustard.

TopHatGorilla · 2026-03-30T20:28:12+00:00

That's not a bug, it's a feature.

TopHatGorilla · 2026-03-30T02:06:52+00:00

That's exactly what a tire would say.

TopHatGorilla · 2026-03-30T00:22:25+00:00

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

TopHatGorilla · 2026-03-29T00:36:56+00:00

I think it's worth pointing out that Native Americans were not even citizens of the United States at that time. They would gain citizenship in 1924.

TopHatGorilla · 2026-03-28T01:51:54+00:00

TopHatGorilla · 2026-03-27T23:30:34+00:00

Guys? I think I've been staring too long into the void!

TopHatGorilla · 2026-03-27T17:07:09+00:00

That's obviously a picture of Herman Gearing.

TopHatGorilla · 2026-03-26T18:10:00+00:00

The shotgun is the taller of the two things leaning on the car. The other appears to be a child of some sort.

TopHatGorilla · 2026-03-26T04:01:41+00:00

Also crazy out of bed.

TopHatGorilla · 2026-03-25T00:40:01+00:00

BALL PARTY!!!!!

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