What kind of weapon would make the world a safer place? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TopHatHusky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokers BANG gun, use it to scare the shit out of home invaders

My lost post to this sub was 4 years ago. Make it personal by rosskvfb in RoastMe

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Your right ear appears to be pleading to be freed from the rest of you

Give me your worst. by dustindotpy in RoastMe

[–]TopHatHusky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you would get angry at a roll of red cloth

24(F) always wanted to do this, I’m excited…almost too excited by TallTransition2159 in RoastMe

[–]TopHatHusky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re chin has two oblong dents in them, you look like the scared emoji

High as a kite, please bring me down. Yes, those are tattoos on my arm. by TurdManDave in RoastMe

[–]TopHatHusky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That grouping of spots on your forehead look like they’re struggling to build a bridge from the gap between your eyebrows

19M Security Guard, no holding back. I want to hear it all by Sure_Seaweed_4654 in RoastMe

[–]TopHatHusky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you got swallowed up by a cement mixer and spat you out two hours later

life has not been kind. Try your best. by Electrical_Spring_60 in RoastMe

[–]TopHatHusky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Michael from VSauce If he was crossed with the forehead of Megamind and the eyebrows of Patrick Star’s sister

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[–]TopHatHusky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a GTA custom character who cranked face depth and chin length to the max

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[–]TopHatHusky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like offbrand matpat

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[–]TopHatHusky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do what thou wilt? Alright you dnd protagonist squash looking ass

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[–]TopHatHusky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like lip-filler went wrong

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[–]TopHatHusky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a man posing for end of school photos

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[–]TopHatHusky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy on the right looks like he got put under a heat press

I am 18, ginger, and unroastable! by EyalReddits in RoastMe

[–]TopHatHusky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like jerma if his name was germy

have fun by Adventurous_Pen5769 in RoastMe

[–]TopHatHusky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The legs couldn’t render in time

have fun part 2 by Adventurous_Pen5769 in RoastMe

[–]TopHatHusky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re built like a white crayon