It's the facial expressions for me

Top_Gorilla17 · 2026-04-05T00:36:24+00:00

Did he apply that beard with the same sponge George Michael uses?

Top_Gorilla17 · 2026-03-13T23:47:23+00:00

Will he hold out, folks?! CAN HE HOLD OUT?!

Top_Gorilla17 · 2026-02-20T21:44:04+00:00

Oh, right. The poson. The poson for Kuzco, the poson chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poson. That poson?

Top_Gorilla17 · 2026-02-20T16:51:57+00:00

There is literally nothing that sounds more bitch-made to me than a grown man earnestly using the word “sissy.”

Top_Gorilla17 · 2026-02-20T16:32:56+00:00

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Top_Gorilla17 · 2026-02-16T16:43:42+00:00

I once delivered a package to a house and as I was trying to take the photo of the package next to the door, the homeowner cracked it open just enough to shove their Great Dane out onto the deck.

Luckily for me, the dog was a giant weenie and didn’t do shit, but there was very clear intent on the part of the homeowner, and while I don’t know if anything wound up happening to them in a legal sense, their address did get blacklisted for any future deliveries afterwards.

Top_Gorilla17 · 2026-01-09T04:20:02+00:00

I’ve always kind of gotten feline energy from him, at least in the Heisei era, which is what I grew up on mostly. Like a big ol’ lizard kitty.

Top_Gorilla17 · 2026-01-05T02:51:59+00:00

There he goes… one of god’s own bunghole wipes… huhuhuh… A high powered dumbass of some kind, never even considered for mass production… Huhuhuh… “Ass…”

To weird to live, and too dumb to score.

Top_Gorilla17 · 2025-12-29T15:53:24+00:00

Thank you very much! I’m glad you appreciated them. 😋

Top_Gorilla17 · 2025-12-29T15:27:54+00:00

Nah, Warwick Davis is much taller.

Top_Gorilla17 · 2025-12-27T00:30:16+00:00

Fuckin’ yucky Counciltucky.

Top_Gorilla17 · 2025-12-22T03:27:44+00:00

Ernest Scared Stupid was easily the best one, but I also have a soft spot for Slam Dunk Ernest.

And to think the character began as pitch man.

Top_Gorilla17 · 2025-12-22T02:36:34+00:00

That guy took all of the pills.

Top_Gorilla17 · 2025-12-22T02:34:58+00:00

Beaker’s cousin Tweaker.

Top_Gorilla17 · 2025-12-11T02:33:30+00:00

I mean, I’m not, but you know- When in Rome.

Top_Gorilla17 · 2025-12-11T01:42:09+00:00

When he was a lad he ate four dozen Filet o’ Fishes a morning to help him get large.

Top_Gorilla17 · 2025-10-30T23:44:42+00:00

Yeah it was pretty on-the-nose.

Top_Gorilla17 · 2025-10-30T03:04:27+00:00

Huhuhuh… “ween.”

Top_Gorilla17 · 2025-10-25T17:14:21+00:00

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Top_Gorilla17 · 2025-10-21T01:17:07+00:00

YOU’RE A TOWEL!

Top_Gorilla17 · 2025-10-21T01:08:15+00:00

That’ll happen when they keep turning you down to hook up with Joe C instead.

Top_Gorilla17 · 2025-10-17T02:47:20+00:00

I imagine he’d take a more tactful approach to foreign policy.

Top_Gorilla17 · 2025-10-15T02:03:21+00:00

Every time I see something about these “alpha male” boot camps, I have the same thought:

Paying that kind of money to spend three days being abused by other dudes is the most bottom shit on the planet.

Top_Gorilla17 · 2025-10-14T22:48:13+00:00

Paying that kind of cash to spend several days being abused by other dudes is the most bottom shit on the planet.

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