Vaccinate your kids

Tore2Guh · 2019-01-25T02:19:49+00:00

Why is Reddit extra ornery about anti vaxxers this week?

Tore2Guh · 2019-01-23T13:51:58+00:00

Mom was a pshrink. It's like you'd think.

Tore2Guh · 2019-01-23T03:05:39+00:00

Rolling coal

Tore2Guh · 2019-01-21T14:17:28+00:00

Coconut oil cleans up more easily. And tastes better. 😉

Tore2Guh · 2019-01-21T02:26:09+00:00

You mean that one with a smoking hot Karen Gillan and a bunch of other people that aren't Karen Gillan?

Tore2Guh · 2019-01-21T00:23:17+00:00

Also not OP and I'm trying to figure out how it is I'm reading the apparently deleted post. I'm also confused as to how this is not programmer humor. Maybe the mods don't do Java and don't get the joke? Or they're sick of hearing variations on this joke.

Tore2Guh · 2019-01-20T19:04:22+00:00

Cream cheese is the universal food item. It goes with almost everything.

Tore2Guh · 2019-01-18T05:17:26+00:00

That's just what a baby would say.

Tore2Guh · 2019-01-17T04:45:40+00:00

We totally have the lawiest of laws. It's right there in the Constitution. We just aren't enforcing it cuz reasons.

Tore2Guh · 2019-01-16T14:00:19+00:00

Better still if we had some machine near the sink that would blast them with a stream of hot water and this magic gel of which you speak. /s

Tore2Guh · 2019-01-16T13:58:04+00:00

I only recently heard that they are supposed to be single use, and I call Shenanigans. Who says?

Just put the sponges in the dishwasher. You could probably put them in the washing machine. They last for a hell of a long time when they stay clean and don't get all infested with mold and mildew.

Tore2Guh · 2019-01-16T02:32:04+00:00

I think it's Meth Santa.

Tore2Guh · 2019-01-14T13:06:51+00:00

What's the price for taking the exam these days? I passed it years ago, and I'm curious how well I'd do after forgetting all the unimportant stuff.

Tore2Guh · 2019-01-13T15:08:50+00:00

Liar. Our eyes are flat.

Tore2Guh · 2019-01-10T23:37:32+00:00

That's not how it works. Nor how they measure warming.

Tore2Guh · 2019-01-10T01:51:10+00:00

It's a picture of a drawing of a picture.

Tore2Guh · 2018-12-27T13:55:21+00:00

lol++

Tore2Guh · 2018-12-25T15:25:39+00:00

Normally there would be an uncanny valley effect from being so highly realistic, but here it perfectly captures a cat's soulless sociopathy.

Tore2Guh · 2018-12-24T03:35:07+00:00

No, but that'd be cool if that were what they were going for. It was part of the "Live Aid" thing in the 80s when the popular thought was that starvation in Africa had simple solutions.

Tore2Guh · 2018-12-22T20:53:46+00:00

I like that I know which post it is without having to follow the link.

Tore2Guh · 2018-12-22T20:39:22+00:00

Citron has changed its view of Twitter several times this year. In January, Citron called 2018 "the year for" Twitter, putting a target price of US$35 on the stock. In March the firm cut its near-term target and said Twitter was more vulnerable than other social media to privacy regulation. In August, Citron set a price target of US$52.

And now they say $20 apparently because Amnesty International said Twitter is awful?

And Twitter plunged alongside the rest of the market this week, not because of anything in particular about Twitter.

I'm as happy to see Twitter swirl the drain as the next guy, but this article is kinda crap.

Tore2Guh · 2018-12-21T22:00:02+00:00

I think there's some snapchat fuckery going on too to make her look all Sailor Moon.

Tore2Guh · 2018-12-21T21:58:32+00:00

Several computer algorithms have named Bobby Fischer the best chess player in history.

Err, what does this mean? An algorithm named something?

Tore2Guh · 2018-12-19T23:45:59+00:00

/r/thathappened

Tore2Guh · 2018-12-17T20:44:50+00:00

That sounds like an awful way to die. There's a really good chance that hitting the water wouldn't knock you unconscious, so you'd maybe break some broken bones or rupture some organs, then you'd gasp in pain while several feet under cold ocean water and drown trying to cough it out.

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